TUGT: A Story of Adventure
TellUrGrlThx
Before I start I would like to say I don't plan to edit this at all. It will be THE worst article ever wrote by me.
Note: If you want to skip most of this just read the ending.
Once upon a time ago Plato made some stupid a** missions that I have no care for so today I'm finally going to complete them all.
The mission I trying to complete now is the 25 comments one. To make this article entertaining and worth something I will ramble for like idk how long without correcting myself at all and you can see how much I have to clean up before I post anything.
I start now.
When i first came to this gaem I was maybe 15 I think idk tbh. I belueve it was in era 1 or whatever the hell you guys call the versions of this game. Oh wait I think you guys call em by versions? Maybe idk.
The game looked interesting and new to me. My computer at the time had trouble loading the game or it was my internet. (Crazy right? I had a computer that couldn't load this shit game back then.) Anyway I ended up not playing the game more than a few days. At the time my first character was French because they were #1 at the time and USA was down to just Florida. I believe Emerick or however his name is spelled was PotUS. My mentality was I wanted to be on the winning side. I do that a lot because I like to win. Who doesn't?
Well I think I've wrote enough. Please comment I need 25 of em. I actually don't care if you read this or not. It doesn't bother me. If you need free stuff to incentive yourself to comment then the first 25 to comment "Gimme tanks" will get 10 Q7 tanks. You don't need to be one of the first 25 to comment in general just the first 25 to comment "Gimme tanks."
Okay thx bye!
Update as of 19 hours since published. 23/25 diff people commented. 6/25 given tanks.
Comments
Just comment
btw Gimme Tanks
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Pertamaxxx
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Gimme tanks
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Gimme tanks
comment
Boring, no comment for you.
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Oh, ya
give artella tanks.
comment! Please comment on mine too i need some more comments!
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/are-ye-ready-eusa-citizens-aye-aye-deepchill-2476998/1/20
gimmie tanks
Endorse for Worst Article Ever! 😃
This is a post-modern deconstruction of the very concept of an article
Meta-textual, and meta-fictional, veiling a need for approval by beseeching readers to not fulfill their very purpose, TUGT is questioning our very purpose in this world. Do our actions have consequence, or do we merely drift through a meaningless void, clicking away nothingness, not creating but instead destroying everything we hold dear.
Confrontational, existential, and yet, humorous, TUGT channels influences ranging from Descartes to John Cage, and has provided is with the must read of our time. An instant classic, engaging the most carnal of intellectual desires.
10/10 would comment again.
Gimme tanks... Also grammar blows. 😃 Certainly not the worst I've ever seen.
your grammar is worse.
Mine? Lady I'm well versed in grammar... Why the hate? I thought we were cool?
I am merely stating a fact without an emotional qualifier.
Facts are faux.
does shameless self promotion count as a Comment?
Custer’s election platform? War.
Big fat glorious War.
Kill ‘em all and let Dio sort ‘em out.
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/2483658/1/20
I'll allow it.
This article made me cry :'(
My nose is sore.
14\old
gratuitous comment
actually, gimme tanks. i read this and wept.
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cm for my friend
sub 931
pls sub back
http://www.erepublik.com/en/newspaper/k-i-a-news1-287506/1
Already did. Thanks 🙂
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asl
v28
2015... 😉
http://www.erepublik.com/uk/article/2015--2483080/1/20
Comment.
Who ate all the dip? Greedy bastards.
Update as of 19 hours since published. 22/25 diff people commented. 6/25 given tanks.
Gibbe tanks plox.
Commented cause you have "TUGT" in the title...and it sounds dirty somehow.
Tugg it. That's how I pronounce it.
ayyy lmao
Yay number 26.
Commenting for funz and gigglez.
Please continue this series.
I enjoyed, please continue
In spite of my expectations, I was entertained and now eagerly await the second installment.
I really can't tell if most of you who are saying this are serious or not.
just comment