Tuesday's Daily Chuckle

Day 2,569, 03:59 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Nights0ul

Potpourri


Tony and Jan Jenkinson spent the night at the Broadway Hotel in Blackpool, U.K. They didn't enjoy their stay, though, and left a negative review on the TripAdvisor website. They then discovered an additional charge of 100 pounds (US$155) on their credit card — the hotel says it’s their policy to charge for bad reviews. “Despite the fact that repeat customers and couples love our hotel, your friends and family may not,” the policy reads. “For every bad review left on any website, the group organizer will be charged a maximum £100 per review.” The couple is seeking to have the charge reversed. “The hotel management clearly thinks they have come up with a novel way to prevent bad reviews,” north trading standards area manager John Greenbank said. “However we believe this could be deemed an unfair trading practice.”

-- BBC


Jokes

A missionary discovered a tribe of Indians in the Amazon who had never recorded a baptism, confirmation or marriage. He soon rectified the situation by baptizing everyone. He also married every beaming couple that walked by.

Later, the tribal chief told the missionary the tribe had never had so much fun. The missionary asked the chief which part they enjoyed the most.

"The marriage ceremonies," he smiled. "We all got new wives...!"

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I went out to this restaurant not long ago and met the waitress of my dreams. About halfway through dinner, I called the waitress over and
said, "Ma'am, this potato is bad." She nodded, picked up the
potato, and smacked it. Then she put it back on my plate and said, "Sir, if that potato causes any more trouble, you just let me know."

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The drill sergeant making his morning announcements to a group of newcomers in a training camp, state😛 "Today, gentlemen, I have some good news and some bad news. First, the good. Private Peters will be setting the pace on our morning run.'

With this the platoon was overjoyed, as Private Peters was overweight and terribly slow. But then the drill sergeant finished his statement:
"Now for the bad news. Private Peters will be driving a truck."

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"Happiness is a warm puppy." said the anaconda.