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Hey
I just started the newspaper and am short on money so before the real story here is a paid advertising.
- let me introduce you to:
K&P gunmakers - http://www.erepublik.com/en/organization/2371664

Our Company aim is straightforward - Our Mission is to build Q1 weapons for everyday use and to sell them to you all so you can shoot at each other and be happy!
For us at K&P, this is not simply work, it is an elife long passion! We strive to offer the best Q1 weapons. From start to finish, we use best workers and best iron in production so all buyers have the assurance that our weapon will perform - first time - every time! Once fired not even the headless chicken can stop it. If you're looking for „average“we just aren't it!
In today's eworld of compromise and peace there are still some of us remaining who believe in wars and conflicts. In right to attack your neighbors for no reason. We want admin to respect our right to fight and grant us the choice to join the fights that your country is not even involved in. To open fire for pure immature fun. Are we asking for impossible?
eAnti-gun groups, epeacekeepers, even some epresidents talk about peace, friendship, treaty and prosperities (read bunch of crap). So we answer not with foul language that Admin dislike but with variety of calibers on the market, affordable prices and we count of eworld citizens insanity and aggression to prove them wrong! Support us when we say to Admin: „you need us in this game...you want us in this game...we are the game“!!!

Also we appreciate you taking the time to view our FAQ section We do hope that you find it informative and interesting. We helped thousands erebels, eterorists and ewarlords.
If you wish to share your favourite killing story with rest of the eworld simply leave the comment. And every vote and sub gives you chance to win the free 1 year membership in our “we only believe in eGlock - not talk” group.
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FAQ:
Q: Our neighbours keep jumping into our region and trying to steel our gold. Please help, what should we do? You are our last chance
A: First of all buy your guns from K&P (for orders more then 20 you get 10% discount and free shipping and handling) and then - keep shooting at the ebastards!!...Young, old, male, female, babies, any level, any nation...until they drop. Then call their MPPs to claim victims and... Attack them as well. You might have to go kamikaze, hell... you might die but trust us - end of the day it’s worth it!

Q: I would like to attack my neighbours but am only at level 16.
A: No problem. In just 10 steps we transform aggressive eidiot into blood thirsty ewarlor😛
1. Join the political party; 2. Create multies (preferable over 100) and get them to join the same party; 3. Perform TO of the party; 4. Get into congress; 5. Create more multies (go for a round 1000); 6. Advertise on chat and pm all your friends to support you in your honest run for president; 7. Run for president (lie a lot...to everyone): 8. Win; 9. Order the nation to buy guns from K&P and stock up (keep lying that you will lead them to freedom) 10.order attack on the neighbour you dislike! – And your wish is fulfilled. *

Q: I ran out of ammunition and my enemy is still alive and kicking.
A: solution 1: If you have money or gold – order guns from K&P...train some more with Lana and continue shooting
solution 2: no money or gold – send us the info about the country and region you reside in...we will contact your enemy and sell them more weapons...oh, don’t worry, death will be quick! Enjoy your “dead citizen” profile!

Q: my enemies start running away when they notice K&P logo on my gun...what should I do? What? What? I’m going crazy.
A: aim at the spot where their legs are attached to the ass and shoot the full round. It should separate the legs from the rest of the body and that will stop them from running.

Q: I was a president of the country but was impeached. How can I get back to those backstabbers? I want to hurt them bad.

A: Turn into eterorist! Go to the newly occupied territories and start RWs whenever they want to keep the region.

Q: I want to wipe out the enemies from the face of the erepublik! Do you have any stronger weapons then Q5? Djopa1 recommended you and he said I should mention he is sending me!

A: OK, for Djopa1’s friends we might have a solution. We have developed so called Qn weapon but it haven’t been tested yet. If you send us 100 gold we will transfer it to your profile. It will appear as regular Q1 weapon! You have to make sure admin is not aware of it at all and the downside is that you will probably wipe out Lana as well. But hey...one killed in friendly fire is acceptable loss.



*If you manage to pull it of as described K&P will donate 5 Q1 weapons to your main profile (multies excluded)!
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eGrinch