Tilting at Windmills

Day 1,403, 23:33 Published in USA USA by Neo Iasov

El ingenioso hidalgo don Quixote de la Mancha.

I'm Don Quixote.

Vote for me here in Castilla la Mancha and I shall serve you as knight-errant from atop my trusty steed Rocinante while my faithful companion Sancho Panza follows along. We shall triumph! We shall rescue Dulcinea!

Lo! what's this I see before me?! Why! it is evil Spanish giants! To victory!

*runs off to attack windmills*

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