This Wipe would NEVER happen under a SPAMICAN Government!

Day 2,564, 12:04 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom by Mr Woldy


Citizens.

If you have noticed soaring temperatures, and european accents recently DO NOT BE ALARMED.

Yet again we are under a state of wipe, from the cheeky Portuguese who Jamesw annoyed years ago, the *spits* French who we are taking time out of subjugating, and the powerhouse Brazil who are no doubt behind this mess.

Wiping, as well as being hygienic also means that we are currently in possession of none of our regions.



But that's nothing some Monty Python Spamican gifs can't sort out!

You may ask what good there is in the Spamicans, but let me tell you this. The wipe is BOBLO's vengeance on the eUK! He has witnessed the Heretic Dapper spouting this 'Christian' nonsense and has sent us a message to repent!



That is why our regions have been temporarily denied us. TEMPORARILY.

We all know, that apart from running away, the Bobloist Sect Knights are good for one thing. Stamina and Endurance! The two things needed to achieve satisfaction and sovereignty.

So, the government will (I expect) organise resistance wars, and we will fight them until we get back Wales!



And then Scotland!



And then Northern Ireland!



Until the hordes of hairy, tanned, libidinous men are all... gone...

Yes, gone! And we take back GLORIOUS YORKSHIRE (and the rest of the country)



So stand firm, fight smart, and be merry because, as is always the case, we will take back Gloriania soon.

But remember, this is God's deliverance, and we must repent for Dapper has erred.

SPAMICANS, UNITE





Thanks for Reading.
Mr Woldy.







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