The ultimate Butthurt aka Article 2 for that troll competition
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by Releasethe Krakken
I saw just about an hour ago this civil/criminal forfeiture stuff the US government has. State v Box FULL OF DONUTS is apparently quite a popular one.
"Mam open up that box carefully..OH MY @@**@*@*@. Mam where did you buy this lewd donuts im now seizing."
Also based on US television does Pigs eat bacon? And would you be arrested for calling one a cannibal whilst eating bacon?
American bacon apparently according to the program Canadian bacon is not the same.
But in the ULTIMATE butthurt a US woman lost her car when it was forfeited due to engaging in sexual misconduct with prostitutes. Or being part of it anyway. Imagine her husbands explaining that shite. Uhmmm . Yes her husband was the one driving around and picking up prostitutes and see is the one with no car.
Apparently if you dont know what your car is up to its not a defense. Interesting.. But anyway so my thoughts rumbled on is this prevalent in eRepublik as well.
YES!
Well certainly our presidents b* was apparent seized by the orcs and will be returned to him upon completion of his term as good bOy. He will then get a pat on the head and a doggie threat.
Don Cretin aka Don Croata aka MUFC aka Pshycho's brain was apparently seized by his university and will be returned upon becoming an responsible adult.
Also apparently Canada has seized many of Irelands tirds* including Nogin The NOG, An SLaugh, Don Cretin and Alexandria the greatest loser and DIM B R I G H T S .
However we have a non return policy on all shite* seized so please keep em and cherish them because they sure are special.
Also their apparently planning a TTO or tird takeover so you guys better buy yourself an umbrella cause Don Cretins muttfly factory will soon be up and running and then it will be just tirds everywhere.
ps im reffering of course to the Jon Oliver show.
* Tird as in : Terribly. important. respected. dignitary.
*Significantly high-ranking Important Tea-loving Emissary.
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You wasted 2 gold on this crap, it must be true you've more money than sense.
reported for Insults!! enjoy your FP's
tird terribly. important. respected. dignitary. but thx for poitning out that there maybe a confusion
Urban Dictionary: tird
a misspelling, usually by some jackass, of the word "turd"
tur😛
1. a lump of excrement.
2. a person regarded as obnoxious or contemptible.
We all know what you mean, and "playing with words/meanings" won't let you escape the consequences.
Wise up and get a life
reported for use of vulgarities
quotes urbandictonary 😛recious. gets a fp for vulgarities in pointing out gold members allowed shenanigans priceless.
You now just as well that one of the questions on Don Croata's surveys was : Is this your second account and what did you do with your first, whereafter there was a spate of new citizens with low experience riding old accounts for example adelsberger. Their excuse was to a tee the same that they got bored by the game and after several years due to life now being less stressful etc etc they returned. They all joined his MU and they all supported him for CP although when he came back to Ireland he claimed to be not "interested" in the post.
Nogin your attack leads to belief that your in fact in kahoots with Don Croata and is planning a takeover of Canada in order to rob it like you did several times before in Ireland and like you did in the UK.
As cleric I find it my sacred duty to help Canada in its darkest hour.
Ps think of the 2 gold as merely one days work when you sponsored me to the tune of 20 guns a day for working for you.
keep taking the tablets, and the hallucinations will stop, but feel free to waste 20g a day on articles, gues everyone in ireland has got sick of you/them by now
lastly there is nothing wrong with the article the intention with the rules is not to protect people from others revealing their crimes. and as article in the category social interactions different rules apply to it. its clearly political humor and not fact but fiction. as a social game one cannot let old foggies dictate to you what is allowed and what not and lastly nogin your a bronze member who cares what you think anyway. yeah ban me for insulting a person for whom's presence im indirectly paying.
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How do you know that i'm not a gold member too, paying to support your crap??
Your actions by constantly harassing member in the game falls under bulling tactics, nothing you say is true and thus is a personal vendetta against people and against the rules.
well if you are you would know that we have professionals moderating us and not amateurs. said pro's will lean more towards customer satisfaction and less towards a totalitarian enforcement of their own rules.
you might as well have taken sax and s and said the one and the other is the same. simply their not. urbandictionary is a user response dictionary meaning anyone can attribute any meaning to a word they want with no peer review.it is therefore not recognized as reliable or an authority on words. in fact you could have written that interpretation today yourself.
As I clearly stated the meaning of the terms I used its not for you to spin it as something its not. also most of what i say is the truth don croata did ask that 1 question there was a surge of players who was inactive for a long time suddenly and you were mof when the money was stolen and admitted that you and the thief had the only access and deleted your articles containing your so called proof upon me publishing an article claiming i have proof it was manafactured.
Poor frustrated Nogin....
You tried to frame KRakken only coz he did not accept your love offer....
Crazy frustrated female..
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What a waste of 2 gold xD.
poor attempt at troll. You are weak and uneducated. Nothing good will ever come from your existence. Do the world a favor and confine your breeding to farm animals.
Krakken trolled out the worst shit out of Ireland....that can't be weak.
And he used truth to troll them out....that can't be uneducated.
Your rage toward someone you dont even know could be an indicator of your own frustration of not being able to breed with farm animals.
So please keep your unhealthy desires to yourself...
heh, did I offend you? Did I hurt your feelings when I talked about your little buddy / alter ego?
Fact: This article is full of logic, syntax, and grammatical errors. Hence, uneducated.
Fact: The writer's attempt to illicit response to his TROLLING article has failed since he has received 4 comments in 2 days. Hence, weak.
Maybe the Irish were easier to roll on but this is eMuthaEffinCanada. We dont get trolled by just any sheep fondler with a keyboard and an eRepublik account.
My frustration (pathetically mischaracterized as rage) is with the fact that such a weak minded person might have the ability to procreate with an equally weak mined person. I merely suggested, based on my nearly flawless snap assessment, that the author should limit his fornication to farm animals rather than risk a global calamity.
KRakken is not native english speaker....yes there are people who took efford to learn other language then their own.
Must be beautiful to live in your little glass castle where entire universe only speaks english.
He got comments from who he targeted...the rest got scared coz it's Krakken after all...and eCanada is sadly a place where thiefs and scammers seeks refuge....especially those from Ireland...
So calling eCanada an eMuthaEffinCanada is kind of...shit...
KRakken is not actually competing since the winner will be elected based on personal likes or dislikes of the "judge" and his little friends.
He is here for likes of Nogin and their raged friends who live in illusion to have right to express their "thoughts" in public.
As for calamity...too late for that....your existence is a proof of that.
Krakken got Nogin where he wanted and he got few of you small fishes as bonus...