The truth. Die Wahrheit. Acı gerçek. [Polandball]

Day 2,110, 10:12 • Published in Germany Turkey • by Losto

Hi,

you know I'm a Turk from Germany. As it should be my only favourite dish is Döner Kebap. Three times a day I need a good and hefty Döner otherwise I feel weak at the knees. I could live off Döner. Döner means everything for me.

For those lowbrows who do not know what a delicious Döner is:

Döner Kebap is a Turkish dish made of meat cooked on a vertical spit and be served in a pide. Besides D.K. is a philosophy of life.

So why am I writing this to you?

My favorite kebab shop was bought by a German. This asshole has also kicked Mehmet. Thanks to this son of a b**ch the best Döner man in the hole country is now unemployed and depressed.

Mehmet do not give up bro! Everything will be better one day.

There's more to come.

The new shop owner has already found a new Döner man. His name is Heinz.

Heinz. A German.

Can you imagine what was going on in my heart when I heard this? The German society has totally lost its bearings. That made me so angry that I began to draw a Pollandball pic about the truth.

So, it's my first try. Don't be too hard on me.