The Real Canadian S**t Show

Day 2,856, 23:03 • Published in Canada Canada • by Rylde


Well s**t sure hits the fan and sometimes there's never a dull moment when I'm in charge. To bad for you guys the fan isn't always pointed the right way. Ireland obviously got real pissed off when I wanted to wipe them to end our little profitable war so we could carry through with our airstrike. I figured it would be the fastest way to end the conflict.

So yes I broke our agreement of no CO's in Resistance battles in our TW.

I had never been in a war where I had to propose peace and that's on me for not knowing the mechanics. It was either wipe or be wiped for any war I had ever been a part of in the past. I could have communicated better but didn't as I just figured it would be over and done with soon and then they could easily liberate.

Ireland officials began demanding sceenshots of my govt admin buttons and not believing the option for propose peace wasn't there. After I sent in a ticket I was informed you needed to propose no NE first before you could propose peace.

I sent in the propose no NE and immediately clicked yes. That was an error on my part as they were mad and wanted to continue the war as they discovered they had a new benefactor in there midst to bankroll some revenge. Colin Lantrip.

If they really wanted this to end it didn't have to be with holding hands and apologies from both sides. All they had to do was click yes to no natural enemy and we could of went our own ways after proposing peace. So the fault isn't all completely mine, they need to own some of it as well.

After Colin Co'd the crap out of our battle and we were swarmed I shouted that Slovenia should wipe them for lulz. That didn't go over so well and the whining and complaining intensified from the Irish.

They chose the path of revenge and butthurt.

I can respect that and we really do need more long term border enemies so I don't have a problem burying our long time friendship in order to have more entertainment close to home without having to load an expensive Airstrike.

I say Ireland should be a new enemy for life for our nation.

There allies with the UK our natural foe and regularly fight for them against us as they should. There's no need for this fake friendship and peace that has existed far to long as is.



Ultimate Fail

Well I screwed up pretty big pissing off a rich American and I'll be the first to admit that. I brought this hell that will rain down on our heads shortly by setting CO's against the USA in a random useless battle that was almost over anyways when I was drunk. I went and passed out and left CO's up all night and got us some unwanted attention.

So now we are enemy number one for Colin Lantrip and as I said its all my fault. He's going to bankroll Ireland wiping us and that's all the power to him as I won't go broke trying to out CO him at this time.

I'll be honest that's not how I originally thought as I was collecting CC and asking Foxfire for the defense fund. I knew I made a huge mistake and I wanted to try and fight our way out of it. Cooler heads convinced me otherwise and to save our funds for liberation when its needed.

It also seems apparent that we'll be targeted for an Airstrike on our land sometime very soon. I hope you all ready for war because I brought it to our shores and it should be fun even if were on the losing side. Atleast we won't be bored with nothing to do for the next month or more.

Since we have so much attention atm it would be a waste to launch our Airstrike to try and escape the inevitable with so many guns pointed our way.

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Truth be told the only reason we had it so long was because I was paying for us to keep it so unless you placed CO's there yourself you have nothing to b**ch about.



An Out

It wouldn't be fair of me if I didn't tell the nation that we do have an out clause to all this that must be completed by sometime tomorrow.

I've talked with Colin and he basically said make nice with Ireland and he'll back off and will quit coordinating our wipe via Ireland and an airstrike from unknown but a most likely obvious country.

Personally I don't want to make nice with Ireland as they got real cocky as soon as they found out they had a heavy spender in there corner. Plus there has been ongoing issues with them from last term.

I say we go down with the ship and await what comes and deal with it. There's no real benefit to being unofficial allies with Ireland while were on opposing sides. So I say bring on the entertainment.

Or you could start a revolution deposing me and go kissing Irelands A** to avoid a war and wipe with the CPF leading that charge.


Either way I'll be in the thick of things flinging s**t at the fan and watching where it lands.

You do have to admit though its a lot more fun around here the more I screw up s**t disturbing the eWorld.

Standing Orders

Until such time as I'm removed from power standing orders will be to fight in our direct battles against Ireland in an attempt to drain the Yankee's CO's as much as possible. If he wants to pay to wipe us lets not make it free and the less he'll have for later.




May we never live in peace again.

Donations

If you want to help support the impending battles I'm always taking cc donations for CO's. Every bit helps and if we can't shoot down the Airstrikes we can use the funds to kick them out.