The Party Pooper
Day 1,759, 09:19
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Published in South Africa 
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by Rico Suave
I guess I am a party pooper in a sense. Not that I regularly (or in fact ever) poop on parties. No, I'm referring to the fact that I am constantly disappointing the radicals of the DB-PF and upsetting the conservatives of the rest of the political establishment in eSouth Africa.
It is a role I play well and I think it has been for the good of my party. That is why I now ask you for yet another term at the helm.
The Mediator
I vow to continue making outrageous claims and promises I can't keep, all in the name of slowly inching our country towards complete sovereignty.
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\o/ Freedom!!!
Enough with the monkey business!
You think you can handle the truth Loco?!
We really need someone who won't monkey around so much.
Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, WCF Suave?
Good call Loc!! I would not give Rico a gun, Ive seen him use a spoon which is bad enough.
pooped!
@Loco. Fierce soldier needed for guarding duties..... Now, who could that be?
Deny it all you want Rico, but I don't know anyone who literally poops on more stuff than you. It's what monkeys do. You should embrace your culture, not denounce it.
@Loco and Gregor - I know of a fierce fighting feline that would be pretty good at guard duty. Just sayin'.
True, I've flung a fair share of poo in my days.
I don't give a f*ck as long as you vote for me.
lol, poop flinging monkey for PP, sounds like a great idea
Why thank you Madam President!
We'll also put a hive mind in the Presidential Palace.
It's the DB-PF!
I say Rico for PP, does that mean we can get a new cook? Please let Rico be PP ; - )
I'm not blind Rex. I've seen the faces you make when I serve my roadkill chili. Nickers is doing the cooking now.
I am a bit hurt that no one told me though.
Rico, you're still doing the dessert and the cakes. I only took over because of some complaints about exhaust sensitivity to all the chili you served. Your roadkill chili is still the best, but now you may only serve it on special occasions or when Kiwi takes me to dinner.
Keep on with those outrageous promises that you can't keep, I just love them, and maybe one day you will be able to keep one or two of them.
Love you and good luck.
Monkeys FTW!