The ladies of eCan & Rylde4CP

Day 1,503, 14:49 • Published in Canada Canada • by Rylde


Well i know you all don't have one track minds like me but some of you do so this info's for you because you know deep down somewhere you were thinkin it and wondering.

Info you wanted to know about the woman of eCan. The poll survey was simple.

This is for my poll feel free to tell me to eFF off or answer.

Bust size-

weight-

bra color-

Thong or no thongs-

age-

After all the fun and games i'll present ya with my simple platform and cabinet.

But first the woman and there replies.



Ethel Rosenberg-No reply

Kelly Mahoney-No reply

ChewyTaz-"No comment"
Rylde-"No comment to all come on answer one might get you a vote or 2"
ChewyTaz-"No"

Sweeta-No reply

Einberliner-No reply


Definately keeping sexy in the Meerkats. Milf anyone?

Columbia-"D's I know I have big boobs I don't know the size exactly. Tiger stripes is my favorite bra color. No thongs I prefer jeweled underwear. 33 and 123lbs.

Mary Chan-"eff off"

Coda-Don't ask again. Thanks.

SaraDroz-119 lbs. 32B. I like all colors. thongs depends on the day. 25.

(Not to shabby who knew thx Sara and I won't ever bug ya again. Whenever u wanna ditch Funky give me a shout lol.)

Zina80-"You must be kidding me Rylde!!!!!


She's definately putting sexy back in the CAF with these measurements.

ArtemisBane-30A. 102lbs on a good day. waist 0. I like pastel colors. Not usually thongs. 23.

KateyValentine-Did ya ever what to know what a hott dictator might be like. "I'm a 32C. But you probably don't see anything but the "C" in that.

I should let you know, I'm a "girly-girl". So if you ever ask for my preferences, don't expect a one word answer.

bra colour? I tend to go with neutrals, black, white and nude because they're easier to find in stores. However some of my favorite ones have simple pastel designs on them. it would depend on the day though, as i have other lovely styles.....

Well thats it for now. I'll update it if more info comes in and maybe the next one will be real pics if any of the ladies of ecan are open to it.

Now onto the boring part of the article

Rylde4CP

As of being from a Military based party my platform more or less revolves around the military aspect of the game and trying to improve it for our nation. Nothing big just subtle changes.

Addy was a great CP for his terms with a couple bumps along the way but always to be expected with someone learning the ropes is elected i ask for the same patience that many have had with him.

But 3 months in a row can burn a person our perhaps its time for a break. I know this myself from leading TCO in the old days for 6 months as well as building and rebuilding MDP.

I have nothing bad to say about the guy and i don't want a mudslinging contest as during times of war we need unity the most election or not.

So now onto my cabinet i'll be axing a few positions for my term as adding a couple new ones from my own idea's. First the obvious usual suspects

Vice President-Trenton Rendall

What can i say i don't like the guy for booting my ass off IRC all the time. But the mans a mainstay on there and its always good to have an active guy who can always be reached for updates and such.

MoD-CfovetS

The man knows his shit and from being privy to all his in game PM's he's currently the best suited for the job. In the hopes of saving time I'm just going to copy paste Addy's cabinet. jk.

dMoD-Homer J Simpson
Also a man who knows his shit as a long time executive in TCO. I've added him to the team for 24hr military coverage being from the Aussie Timezone. He can handle our late night updates and such while the majority of us sleep.

Mofa-Teddyz

He's active,Bi-lingual and wants a shot at getting more active in govt. eCanada can always use more new blood expanding our skilled player base. I'm willing to take a chance on him to learn the ropes of govt with me.

MoF-None as of yet but I will find a suitable candidate for this position.
Feel free to throw your hat in for the position as those I have contacted have declined because of busy schedules.

MoE-axing the position as I feel newbs are taught and are educated in the MU's and political parties that they join or from plain old fags like kronos Q giving very educational articles.

We all do our part chipping in training our new crops of players. I know MDP has expanded on training new blood.

Minister of Mercenaries-Simon Boucher

A new post and he does what it basically says. We've collected and upgraded the MDP merc fund to Q6's so I figured I'd just give him an official govt position to hand out weapons for battles of great importance.

This is something that I feel should be expanded on and kept in use for greater military punch. Also MoM lmao

Minister of Credibility-Nosyt

It is what it says. Adding this mans name to any cabinet team gives instant credibility. He will be around to chip in wherever needed and be a great source of intelligence,morality and advice. Ya know the things I lack in. He can be my conscience.

MoI-Gary Hubert

Is good with CBC updates and is active in game. I trust him and I like him. has experience in addy's cabinet.

Well thats it thx to all who read and vote Rylde4CP if you think me and my crack team of crackpots can lead us to start the new year.

War will flow freely as I am a man of war and brutality. Co-operation with allies will be a top priority and i look forward to meeting the men and woman behind our allied nations.

I'll also promise not to shoot any of them and have us tossed outta TEDEN.


Rylde and Trentonius sounds like pure entertainment to me to kick off the new year.