The Journal – Labour Party Newsletter

Day 2,369, 06:53 • Published in Ireland Ireland • by MR. HANK SCORPIO

The Journal – The Labour Party Newsletter

The Labour Party would like to thank An Sluagh for last months term as Party President. Sluagh brought an active Labour agenda to Congress – achieving a higher tax rate on moving tickets, he increased the party’s size & represented the party respectably during a fortnight of hostile attacks against us. Thank You An Sluagh.


Ian Arbuckle Elected Party Leader
Ian’s hard work & dedication last month not only won him the praise of his peers but also the leadership of the party. Achieving 72% of the vote, Ian won a unanimous victory with rivals for the position Hank Scorpio, An Sluagh, Mr Padraig Pearse & wingfield all dropping out in support of Ian’s bid. The Labour Party would like to wish Ian the best of luck during his term.

New HQ announced
Party President Ian Arbuckle
Vice President An Slaugh
Sectary General & Party Whip Brian Boru
Councillor orangejuicemmm
Spokespersons
Military Affairs: Hank Scorpio
Financial Affairs: Nogin the Nog
Foreign Affairs: IrishBhoy1967

If any party members would like to contribute to the running of your party please feel free to contact any member of HQ and we’ll find a place for you in the team. All that is required is a genuine desire to better the party.

Labour PTO Attempt Foiled!
During the last dramatic 24 hours our Country President has gone rogue proposing a number of absurd proposals, making a dramatic attempt to control our national funds & desperately trying to politically take over The Labour Party.

Fortunately the PTO lacked sincere planning, support & utterly failed (like everything else in Daniel's term). Labour stands committed to preventing any political takeover of any of the legitimate parties in Ireland. HQ was aware of this attempt before it transpired and had a course of action prepared should it of escalated.

Solidarity Program & Labour’s Army
Our commune has continued to grow over the past few days. All commune workers receive 10 Q7 tanks & 5 IEP a day.
To capitalise on the production bonuses offered in Chile, Labour is in the process of moving the commune from the United States to Chile. Though you have been notified personally & through the party feed we would like to remind everyone that during this transition you will be fired from the commune. This is temporary and new jobs should be posted immediately.

We apologise for any inconvenience caused.
To receive your 10 Q7 tanks please fill out this form after you've worked.
If you wish to join our commune please contact An Sluagh for information.

Food Program
During the past two weeks we’ve run a food giveaway to all party members. Any genuine Labour party member wishing to avail of our giveaway please PM Hank Scorpio to request your free 100 health. This week as an added bonus we’re adding an additional 100 health to every request.
Last week we gave away 3400 worth of health!

Media
Brian Boru - The Coup Is Defeated
An Sluagh - What We Must Do Now


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