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In The Day 915 of The New World, the eCitizens received the greatest blessing known to Man: Confuzius has finished writing The Confuzianist Holy Book! Unfortunately, I have to share it with you chapter by chapter, because Confuzius is of the belief that this is only on a need-to-know basis.

Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head. - quote attributed to Ambrose Bierce through Confuzius' Greatness.

At the Begginning there was nothing. Except for a table with a nice pinkish tablecloth. Then Confuzius sai😛 Let there be eggs!. And the round table received a big roasted chicken on a plate.
Then Confuzius thought that it is impossible for him to eat alone so he created the Man to be its spectator and the Woman to cook for him.
It was all so quiet so the Great Master created his first Zen follower: Omae. Impressed by the great purity and eloquence of his speech, Confuzius gave Omae the gift of Reincarnation and the key to his 1977 blue Nirvana. Then he sat back and admired the results.
Then he created The New World and populated it with great people as well as a good deal of chickens. The humans and the chickens lived in peace for a short period of time until humanity discovered the great advantage of eating high-proteine roasted chickens. That was when the Revolution started. All chickens perished, but the ghosts bearing the image of their decapitated bodies remained to hunt the human beings forever.
Famine spreaded along all settlements and then Confuzius gave mankind smif. He started to feed the people, in the begginning with Q1 bread and then, as he got richer and richer, with Q3 and Q5. But then smif became greedy and The Great One cursed him with a bad lighter and the look of Kevin Spacey.
The New World seemed too happy for Confuzius' liking, so he decided to split mankind. Thus, Romania and Hungary, US and UK, Atlantis and Peace, Phoenix and Eden made their entrance, creating the greatest theatre of war the world has seen after The Chicken Revolution.

I would share with you the next chapters of The Holy Book of Confuzianism, but Confuzius is levitating outside my window holding the lightning wrongfully attributed to the non-existant Zeus.
So...that would be all for the day.

Stay saint!

Sir Gogu,
Confuzius' personal writer 🙂

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