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The Hella Rockin' Empire Eaters

Day 2,232, 07:47 • Published in Canada USA

• by Jason Welsh

I have a confession to make. All this time, I’ve really been a secret agent. My job during the past year has been to rally and unify the countries of the world against the oppressive forces of TWO and to free eRepublik by providing them with a worthy rival. It is now time for me to announce the new alliance which I have spent over a year forming! Ladies and gentlemen, The Hella-Rockin’ Empire Eaters! You may call us THREE!

This new alliance is great, and it is not without support!Contributed by our member-countries are endless legions of peace-keeping troops!

From America, of course, we have the army of genetically-engineered eagle soldiers coming out of their secret underground bunkers for the first time to fight for freedom!

From Canada, we have the strong and deadly geese!

Our cavalry comes from Indonesia. They are the people who play this particular sport!

Japan perfected the first ever time machine in the world! We went into the future and brought back the army of protectrons from Fallout New Vegas!

And the wildcard! Spain is switching sides and giving us their deadly bull fighters!

Our army is flawless! Even with all of our amazing soldiers, we haven’t gotten ahead of ourselves. We wouldn’t dare go into battle without a secret reserve group of special forces. For the most delicate of missions, we have the TF2 team!

...right after they’re done eating

And who should mastermind this amazing new alliance? Why, the big man himself!

So there we have it, let’s give TWO a run for their money!

Seriously though, can we get a new alliance sometime soon? I’m getting bored. Like, bored enough to write this article. Yeah, that bored. Like I was saying, new alliance?

Here’s looking at you, kids!

-Welsh

o/

Comments

J.Canuck Day 2,232, 10:13

We'll eat all their park grass and crap everywhere! And yet for some reason nobody shoots us!

Seriously why aren't big fat juicy geese our national dish? I guess its true - we are amassing a goose army to conquer the world.

Thedillpickl Day 2,232, 21:23

It's that french fries with cheese and maple syrup thing they keep shoving at me. For some reason you guys go nuts over it. I'm ordering some pork chops, sweet potato and cheesy grits for dinner. Maybe some blackberry cobbler for desert.

I-Bleed-Blue-93 Day 2,232, 21:43

I'm sure what you are thinking of is Poutine, which is Fries, Cheese and Gravy. Not Maple Syrup. Although if such a dish does exist, why have I not tried it.

Thedillpickl Day 2,232, 22:15

My mistake, I thought Canadian gravy WAS maple syrup. xD

Hampton H. Hampton Day 2,232, 13:46

All taken care of:

https://www.imageshack.com/i/4jp6bej

Kaad Day 2,232, 13:53

Hail CoT!

Simulare Day 2,233, 11:13

CoT? that's so 6 months ago.

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