The Hall of Mirrors - interview with Kattrina
Ilene Dover
So, I finally found the time to write some more damn articles. And, since the Country President elections are tomorrow I figured we needed a little more entertainment. What better way than to poke and prod the candidate Brig...err...Kattrina. She has kindly taken some time out of her busy mad scientist routine (and clown school) to answer some specific questions on her platform.
Nuclear bombs are something pretty special - I heard they were only given to citizens with the Ambassador pin and they were so awesome they turn every battle in a campaign epic straight away. Is that true? Have you been moonlighting as a translator like Atracurium?
Not only citizens with the Ambassador pin, but also those have got noticed by admin and provided a lot of new ciitzens for erep and as you know I have done that, doesn't matter how long they lasted it made admins look good. They not only make the campaign epic, but halve the damage for the other side and no epic points for the enemy, plus drops their bonuses by 10% for every region that is nuked. Not been translating but been testing their system for bugs that let citizens exploit the bugs giving you infinite gold and strength.
Why Thailand? Is it because they have a town called Krabi? And another called Phuket? Or did you have a bad experience once at Ko Pha Nanh's full moon festival?
I hate Thai food, seriously who actually likes stir fry, disgusting stuff. Theres a town called Krabi? All the more reason to nuke them. Went to one Ko Pha Nanh Moon festival and lost 10 days of my life and missing a kidney and part of my liver, no idea what happened but they got to pay for that.
Where to after the Thais? Will we take on China too?
China, russia usa and everyone else. With the nukes we will be unstoppable.
Will your planned baby boom be ready in time for the election? Do you even need anyone else to win?
Already working on the baby boom, special concession that they don't show up yet but they will be there for the cp elections. Another testing of their bugs.
What will your VAT be on black market transactions? And will you be levying the TP medal to pay for COs?
50% Vat on black market transactions, they have to pay for not supporting the nation by buying from aus citizens, and help with the cos of course. All tp medal money will automatically go into the reserve bank to pay for cos.
Are citizens going to be offered gold loans to build or upgrade a rocket factory, to kickstart the domestic weapons industry?
When we use the nuke for the first time all citizens training grounds, rocket factories and factories will be automatically maxed, along with additional raw material companies to cover them. One of the perks of being a nuclear power. Also 20000 str is automatically added to every eAustralian citizen.
Be prepared for world domination!
Well, there y'all go. Make of it all what you will - it seems someone's got their blood pumping after the Indonesian campaign!
If any of the other candidates want an similar interview, all you gotta do is reply to my PMs!
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Aus FTW!
We will be the first eNation to own ALL the regions of the world!
Reply to your PMs? your worse then a Jehovah's Witness with your harassment.
Hi!
I'd like to talk to you about Jesus! 🙂
Well that will be a self biography then about me then 😛
lmao- Please see appropriate cartoon in about-to-be-published final edition of Sunday Tabloid!
Vote Kattrrina 4 the Dic
Ahaha
Ooh sis i cant stop laughing 😃
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I welcome our Ozzie Overlords
Better practice spelling words properly then! 🙂
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I thought Krabi is the name given to fake crab meat. I see it all the time when I shop for ceviche. And Phuket is a city in southeast Thailand that has a bunch of seaside resorts around it. Phuket is also a place known for its... uh... exotic prostitution. So if you want to phukit, they'll provide it.
Anyways, Phuket is a good reason to invade Thailand. Just what I want to do in life: lounge around on the beach, drinking cheap Singha Beer, and having my octopus... civiche. What? You think I want to do that with an octopus? I'm not Japanese. I don't see how any of that is an improvement over Australian beaches.
Nope, Krabi is a real place. It's, well, a bit crappy.
I found Phuket to be full of rich arsehole Russians, and couldn't get out of there fast enough. White sand beaches and warm water is something I can get plenty of at home. Mountains, rain forest and snow, on the other hand...
I live in Southern California so to me beaches are nothing special. Warm water? Well, it's not that warm but it's not that cold either. It's "very refreshing on a summer day" sort of cold. Mountains and snow are something I get that you Australians don't. Mt. Wilson is as high as Mt. Kosciuszko and it's not even the tallest mountain in our local mountain range. And there are four ski resorts just in our local mountains. Rain forest however, either you drive a few hundred miles to Oregon and get temperate rain forest, which is totally not the same as tropical rain forest. Or you drive a few hundred miles south to tropical rain forest but that means going through northern Mexico, which is like something out of Mad Max.