The DB-PF: This Is the Landslide

Day 1,708, 09:32 • Published in South Africa South Africa • by Rico Suave


It wouldn't do to go to elections without presenting our contenders, now would it? I've asked everyone to submit links to their avatars but being DB, that thread went off topic so quickly only McGuire managed to present a link. I'll just do the boring text version then.

Free State

Rico Suave - Co-founder of the DB. A force of moderacy. PP of the DB-PF (mainly because we haven't had an election yet)

Niffobti - eSouth African Warrior Lord and Defender of the True Faith. At least that's what I've heard.

MustafaSuphi - Late of the IA and a newcomer to eSouth Africa, ready to hand us the outsider's perspective.

Farbrorbla - Tall, blonde, blue-eyed. That's what Swedes look like. Universal health care and subsidized education are his top priorities.

Gauteng

Jizzie McGuire - Co-founder of the legendary BLF and the DB. Two times President of eSA and all round dirty old bastard.

Donalbein - PTOer without a cause and multiple term eSA congressman.

Limpopo

Armod - Another one of those Swedish DBers. Equipped with perfectly spherical head.

ChubbZilla - World renowned for his affectionate disposition towards ovines. Makes a mean haggis.

Skquall - Formerly successful PP of the PSU, DBer and apparently a cleverly concealed troll.

Mpumalanga

Francois Spawn - Ever wonder what happened to the strong, silent type like Gary Cooper? Here he is! Spawn is not one for complaining.

Kiwifire1 - He'll fix your car for you. Hell, he'll even pull you out of the wreck if you crash it. Just don't ask him to check your spelling.

Luc Praetor - Verbal Wizard and Intelligence Officer Supreme. Further introduction superfluous.

North West Province

Ubermench - Uber's hobbies include cryptography and.. Well, that's pretty much it actually. Shares his characteristic cranium properties with Armod.

Merle Corey - One of our more famous members. Made eSAAF into what it is today. One time semi-finalist in the Banjo World Series.

BalkanskaEbanka - Every race needs a dark horse. This one comes with his own bank.