The A to Z of eRepublik Rising

Day 995, 08:20 • Published in Greece Thailand • by deleted smee
Goodevening San Diego,


There is a series of books called "The A to Z of". These books are simple reference books designed to teach an average person a subject.







Since nobody else has, and using the "A to Z" style, I have created an updated tutorial for eRepublik Rising. This tutorial is aimed at new players to introduce them to the game.


So without any further delay, I present to you,

THE A TO Z OF eREPUBLIK RISING


CHAPTER 1 - CURRENCY
A) Gold has no value because of hackers.
B ) Money has no value because of hackers.
C) Purchase gold. See how long it takes you before it's stolen.

CHAPTER 2 - MEDIA
D) You can't put pictures in articles.
E) You can't put BB codes in articles.
F) You can't put html codes in articles.
G) All articles are hacked and you get McRoll'd.

CHAPTER 3 - MAGIC TRICKS
H) Plato has been taking magic lessonas at night and he might appear to help you.. or to confuse you. Or he might just disappear.
I) Friends might mysteriously appear in your friends list. Or like Plato, disappear.
J) Your invites might mysteriously disappear from your invite list, and appear on others.
K) Fight and get mysteriously healed to 70 wellness the next day.. Or maybe not.

CHAPTER 4 - MISCELLANEOUS
L) Treasure maps are 3 gold. (Somebody told me a rumor about a 5 gold treasure map. What a LIAR.)
M) Your shouts might be hacked.
N) Your account is already hacked.
O) Record times for replies to tickets. Record times in LENGTH that is. 14 years, 3 months 27 days.

CHAPTER 5 - MILITARY MODULE
R) Tanks beat artillery.
Q) Tanks beat infantry.
R) Tanks beat helicopters.
S) Zombie armies beat tanks.
T) 2.5 minute rounds = 47 hours to earn a Battle Hero.

CHAPTER 6 - ECONOMIC MODULE
U) Whatever company you have, you are going bankrupt.
V) Whatever profession you have, you are earning minimum wage.
W) All food below Q5 is worthless.
😵 All weapons below Q5 is worthless.
Y) All houses are worthless.


And finally,...


FINAL CHAPTER - NAMING
Z) eRepublik v2, i mean Rising, I mean Beta, I mean V2 Rising Beta eRapeublik eBugpublik LKJFDLKJfdsflkj.. THE OFFICIAL NAME IS eREPUBLIK vANNOYING.





Until next time, feel cheated San Diego.