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THANK THE LORD ITS THURSDAY

Day 2,494, 19:33 • Published in United Kingdom

• by Zaphod the Kinky Psychopath

Go outside and find a real woman, you pathetic old bastards.

Comments

CptChazbeard Day 2,494, 12:39

Awesome work o7

Pffft and there was Dapper making out our media had no substance!

Alphabethis Day 2,494, 12:55

this is alicish...

Alphabethis Day 2,494, 12:55

a real woman and a real.... mortgage.

Alphabethis Day 2,494, 12:56

then you'll know the meaning of 'pathetic'.

MarkTD Day 2,494, 13:01

hawt

voated

New Faustian Man Day 2,495, 05:43

If you played hangman with stickwomen instead of stickmen, you'd get one extra life. Two if you counted each breast separately. But, the challenge of the game wold drop way off. Which is probably why they don't use stickwomen.