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Weird potato turned over and looked at the woman lie'ing next to him Misses Weird Potato. The mother of the smaller weird potatoes spud, frenchie and Mash.

He felt stronk! Weird potato went to his komputer and hollered insanities at squidward. Weird potato was a deeply unreligious potato.

Weird Potato felt even more Stronk. Spud was sitting at the table trying to be invincible. The fork full of bacon was according to sweet drinker hanging precariously close to his gobber. Spud has frozen hoping that WEIRD POTATO would ignore him.

What is that Spud he started in on poor Spud .. What is that and he grabbed the bacon and started waving it madly in the air. What is this he said you are trying to eat. Spud softly said Bac on. Bacon Bacon Weird Potato said you are eating the flesh of a poor pig. Yes sir Spud said. Weird Potato went to his library and returned with the Bible of Vegetarianism. "Thous shalt not feed on the flesh of the animal" He read. No sir he emphasized "Thou shalt not......

He let that linger. And here I find my own son and he fell to his knees. here i find my own chile eating the flesh of a pig. Weird Potato started crying uncontrollably.

Spud used this opportunity to finish the bacon. Ahh it was so good. yes he said but wouldnt eating a potato be like cannibalism!