Sir Humphrey Appleby for Yorkshire and Humberside
Day 915, 06:14
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by Sir Humphrey Appleby
Hello again people of Yorkshire and Humberside!
Last Election
As you can see, last election you propelled me into the 6th most voted MP in the United Kingdom. IT was clear that the residents of Yorkshire and Humberside were fed up of the incessant promises by other candidates of Q5 hospitals and cheap products when they quite clearly couldn’t deliver. What the remaining residents of this region wanted was a solid MP who would stand up for their interests in parliament, public discussion and the rest of the nation.
I have done so for the last month to the best of my ability, voted on almost every proposal, contributed to most discussions and helped out with the government wherever I could. I have started Prime Ministers’ Questions so that you, the people of this country, can hold the Prime Minister to account. I have served as the Under-Minister for Work; allowing the young of this country to safely have jobs to help provide a skilled workforce for our future. I currently help run the freeguns scheme.
In Parliament I align myself as a centre-right libertarian; representing the core of my parties’ views in parliament and helping debate your social and economic freedoms to the best of my aptitude. You are first and foremost of my priority and I hope you will allow me to dedicate my time for you for a second month.
So on the 25th – Don’t vote for the TUP or PCP, vote UKRP – Vote Sir Humphrey Appleby!
Long live the Civil Service!
Last Election
As you can see, last election you propelled me into the 6th most voted MP in the United Kingdom. IT was clear that the residents of Yorkshire and Humberside were fed up of the incessant promises by other candidates of Q5 hospitals and cheap products when they quite clearly couldn’t deliver. What the remaining residents of this region wanted was a solid MP who would stand up for their interests in parliament, public discussion and the rest of the nation.
I have done so for the last month to the best of my ability, voted on almost every proposal, contributed to most discussions and helped out with the government wherever I could. I have started Prime Ministers’ Questions so that you, the people of this country, can hold the Prime Minister to account. I have served as the Under-Minister for Work; allowing the young of this country to safely have jobs to help provide a skilled workforce for our future. I currently help run the freeguns scheme.
In Parliament I align myself as a centre-right libertarian; representing the core of my parties’ views in parliament and helping debate your social and economic freedoms to the best of my aptitude. You are first and foremost of my priority and I hope you will allow me to dedicate my time for you for a second month.
So on the 25th – Don’t vote for the TUP or PCP, vote UKRP – Vote Sir Humphrey Appleby!
Long live the Civil Service!
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Vote SHA!!!
Good luck!
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