Seisan for President (repost)
Seisan
Hello eSouth Africa!
It is with great pleasure that I announce my intent to run for CP...or should I say, your Supreme Overlord?
Yes, should you democratically elect me to be the new Ruler of eSA, there will be many changes that will take place.
The first of these changes will be the disbanding of the eSAAF and all MUs/militias. These shall be reformed into eSouth Africas new fighting force! The Grand Army of eSouth Africa!
With myself at the head the Grand Army, there would not be a force in all of eRepublik that could withstand our might!
And what better place to test this new army than on our old enemy, Indonesia!
For too long have these barbarians gone unchecked! For too long have they bullied our brethren in the Southern Hemisphere! But not any longer. I have been in talks with the Brazilian, New Zealand, and Australian governments and they are all ready to throw their full support behind this invasion. Even if I am not elected to be the next ruler, I shall still be behind the scenes, pulling away at the strings of my puppets. The liberation of eAustralia is inevitable! They will all burn.
I shall also dispense with most of Cabinet and abolish Congress! These meaningless positions do nothing but waste time on trivial matters that could all be accomplished quickly and more efficiently if every decision was purely made by me! Gone will be the corruption and greed! Only truth and justice will prevail!
This, people of eSouth Africa, is the beginning of greatness. This will be the first eSouth African Empire!
"So this is how liberty dies...with thunderous applause"
This is our time eSouth Africa. The time for you to unite behind me and achieve greatness! This is the time for Emperor Seisan to lead.
Oh, I forgot to mention...if you dont vote for me, all of you will be Order 66'd.
Comments
The lunatic is in the grass.
Like I said, all I can promise is glory. Glory and madness.
Man, and Russia love you too, Poles PTO!
Man, and Russia love you too, Poles PTO!
Man, and Russia love you too, Poles PTO!
lol
Man, and Russia love you too, Poles PTO!
Man, and Russia love you too, Poles PTO!
I love all you Russians too.
Man, and Russia love you too, Poles PTO!
Come on guys, if youre gonna spam my article, you could at least have the courtesy of voting it. You dont wanna get Order 66'd do ya?
Yoda says bad thoughts in your head you have.
Yoda is also a crazed puppet living in a swamp so he can suck it.
Yoda says a lie you speak. Indefinite future, the dark force he feels.
Something, something, something, Dark Side. Something, something, something, complete. Besides, the Dark Side has free cookies. How could you possibly pass that up?
Ohh... But Light Side have Oil, Gold and Topol-M : P
Hmm....tempting, but FREE COOKIES!!!
Pancakes is better. And..... TOPOL-M!!!!!
The darkside has free continental breakfasts with all the pancakes you eat.
Alcohol is a dangerous thing
Trust me the Light Side is better! and good luck to you and your evil plan!
Ummm, is this fo real brotha?
Ya he is being for real about this.
You have 100% of my support. I don't like your invade eIndo idea, but supreme rulers are by far the best way to run a country in eRep. Good luck to you, fellow wannabe despot!
hmm empire..... for me to poop on!
Man, and Russia love you too, Poles PTO! My friends will help you! : )
Nope.
Man, and Russia love you too, Poles PTO!
Who exactly did you talk to in the eNew Zealand government?
Well, everyone of course.
LOL i would like to vote for you 😃
Emperor dies >_>
Man, and Russia love you too, Poles PTO!
Man, and Russia love you too, Poles PTO!
Man, and Russia love you too, Poles PTO!
Who exactly did you talk to in the eNew Zealand government x2
Man, and Russia love you too, Poles PTO!
Who exactly did you talk to in the eNew Zealand government x3
RoneLL it's all your fault!
LOL
Umm yeah, eNZ might have some problems with including us in your plans but i do like the rest of the plan.
Good luck!
what CC said x2, I'm too lzy to copy and paste (:
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