Scalping or how we are going to solve our Argentina problem
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by Releasethe Krakken
Back in the old days there was a small wee country called eireland. eireland had a lot of friends it was friends with Can Ada come out and play and 51 shades of america (*states) and it had a friend in South America who was always drunk and wanted to fight the whole world with babies a certain A* Tina . YES Tina you are an Argen.
Not surprisingly eIreland was always the responsible one. Because everyone know the irish can hold their liquor. One do not combine coffees and whiskeys if you cant.
It was enemies with the yukkies then. So one day Chichichita sh* I meant Tina whsipered drukenly in a certain Mufc ear that she want to eff up the yukkies and all of their friends with her babies. Yo thats some gangster baby momma. So the whole of Irleand would attack their then enemies the yukkies. But you see Ireland is fighting in the flyweight division and as we landed to honorably fight the yukkies in walked a brute of a man Poland. Tina had just then landed. And she waggled half drunk into the ring with all of her babies. Im gonna.im gonna she tried to say and then fell in love with Poland. And immediately hugged poor Poland and smothered him in kisses. And left with him in his covered wagon for somehwere poland for their honeymoon. So then after being beaten up for several weeks. the yukkies said here Ireland fook of to back from where you came.
Then for MONTHS eIreland was quite depressed and wrote all kinds of songs ome of which they send to Martha Wainwright
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this part might be continues later....
Maths for pOliticians:
I have 6 jugs of water and you have 1 tree. Now if you take my 6 jugs for your tree and you promise to give me back one on condition I never fight again for the remaining 5 jugs because this will kill your tree.
How many jugs will I get back eventually?
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Were you high when you wrote this? It would explain a lot IMO.
were you when you endorsed it? and yes flaco im always high im high on life
High High as a kite 😃
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5dn_6R8Iy0
When you paste links from Youtube my advice is to remove "s" from "https" because if you dont remove the "s" one need to copy the whole link instead of just clikking on it to open it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5dn_6R8Iy0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5dn_6R8Iy0
you can see the difference if you clink on these 2 links.
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Indeed, I have forgotten to do that for a while... eRep just does not motivate me much. sigh Thanks for pointing it out. I will remember
No problem 🙂.
you can sidestep erep just copy a bit of text with the link and paste it into a new bar. then modify and run it.
Ok dear irish... we are pissed at the eUK government, at the Argies, and maybe at a couple more... be it as it may, we are pissed because we did not get a good battle all in all, just erased and betrayed. Meh! We deal with it so far, but... I would like to pour some gasoline on that fire of the desire of a good battle. Must keep that fire alive lads!
Things are getting interesting in the map, we must be awake (and our gov active there too) to know when to catch the argies and have a roast.
Anyways... in the meantime, another round of what our dead MoD is drinking for everyone!
correction: where it says "our dead MoD..." it should say "our dear MoD..."
i was confused there for a second. xd
ha i survived another bout of drinking mad woman and loud music. actually this is a historic piece it refers to when we were still allies with argentina and the uk was our enemies cant remmember what we called the alliance it was chile, argentina colombia and ireland cacior perhaps uruguay was still in the mix so cuaci we really did attack euk then and brazil destroyed argentina so after landing here they flip flopped to poland/uk and we were alone against the uk, poland
Dude, it was not Chile, it was Argentina and CUAP. I remember, I was thinking of joining Ireland at the time.
All that Drinking...
no it was chile then not colombia someone stuck with us then P for paraguay .anywayz just of my article is correct.