Sad But True

Day 763, 14:54 Published in USA Canada by TroyTrojansCoach

A few weeks ago, I was coming home very late from work, and my wife encountered me with a sour face:

"Where have you been?", she aggressively asked
"Honey, I have to admit", I replied, "I had an affair with a beautiful brunette. I took her out to dinner, then we had crazy sex in the car..."
"You lying bastard! Whom are you trying to fool?" she started yelling. "You are unable to perform crazy sex to another person, least to say another woman! You were at work, playing that stupid waste of time game called eRepublik! If it happens again, you're out of here!"

(P.S. go Metallica analogy in title!)