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It has come to my attention that in eGeorgia, only 30 out of 458 citizens voted in the previous congressional election. Now I'm sure there are more than 30 citizens in eGeorgia who are at least level 6 and can vote so WHERE ARE YOU?


I am officially running for Congress in the AAP but I will still be strictly Nationalist.


If you are wondering what the Nationalist Party is, then let me give you the basics. The Nationalists stand for the betterment of the country as do all parties. We are a pro-war (or RAWR) party and promote such policies and ideals. We are center-right but that doesn't really matter because either side of the outfield can still play centerfield. (Baseball joke. haha. 😕 )


Maybe you're wondering what an inexperienced citizen who obviously thinks the Tampa Bay Buccaneers cheerleading squad (HOT!) are drop-dead-gorgeous can do for his state and for his country as a congressman. Well I'm here writing this article to get my name out there that I'm running and I will stand for Nationalist values and "RAWR" as long as it’s for the good of the country. My personal polices are as follows:


The military does a great job of organizing and growing stronger. War games have proven useful but tiresome. It is like giving a dog a nice piece of bacon then it later realizes it’s just Beggin' Strips. I understand most of you want a real war (not everyone) but in order to do so, communication must be established and ALL able citizens need to keep their wellness up and purchase weapons just before they attack for maximum damage.


I want a solid country that (as the attack against Russia proved we have potential of) can fend for itself. We are the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. (or eUSA) We need to start living up to the standard. No more cutesy talks of peace, alliances, or mock wars. It is time to stand firm and grasp our full potential as true eAmericans. In Congress I will control just under 2% of the vote but my voice will be heard (whether they listen or not is up to the rest of Congress and the President).


I know you voters are out there because the great state of eGeorgia now has 474 citizens and many of you can vote. The more active every citizen is in this country, the faster we can grow as a powerful country. Please vote this article up so other eGeorgians or whomever would like to read this can do so. I wish the best of luck to my fellow eGeorgian candidates. And to the populace reading this, I thank you for your time.


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