Princess Numptylocks and the clerics.

Day 2,382, 03:39 • Published in Ireland Ireland • by Releasethe Krakken

A long time ago in a kingdom far away there lived a few clerics in a multi-dimensional monastery up in the mountains

One day all of them went to the market and in their absence a wee little girl called Princess Numptylocks visited their monastery.



Upon her arrival princess numptylocks who wasn't the brightest of girls partaked in their wines and got a bit too spirited and start drawing graffiti on their walls.

In Brother Viks room she draw a big old bear taking a [censored] in the woods.

In brother micutzu room she draw tiny bubbles because her tiny briancells could only think of bubbles at that moment.

In brother krakkens room she drew the following words on his wall as she saw by his pictured he was african. N- Word Krakken and Your a boy.

Peeved from all of the drinking she passed out and fell flat on brothers krakkens bed.

When the clerics returned they came to a empty second pantry as Numptilocks has drank all of their wine and eaten all of their doggie biscuits which they kept for their dogs.

A bit taken a back they examined their rooms first Viktor came to his room and said some weirdo has drawn a bear taking a [censored] in my room and disgustedly walked away and then micutzu entered his room and said some weirdo has drawn bubbles on my room and then brother krakken said some weirdo has written racist remarks on my wall and she is sleeping in my bed.

So they grabbed Princess Numptylocks and send her to the Betty Ford clinic and to a nuthouse afterwards so she could get better.

And at the house of nuts she came clean and confessed in a session her sins after she discussed it with mrconway(an old crimelord) she said in a trembling voice to the room of 20 other people : "I'm Princess Numptylocks and I got caught" I should just have screamed to the lonely snow filled plains "Krakken your a N* word instead I wrote it on his wall and fell asleep on his bed and that how I was caught. And MrConway said I was also caught I should just have kept quiet about the 200 k I received instead I bared all to Nogin and she told the world 😠 And then Chewie jumped up and said I stole the treasury of the Uk and I should just have changed the name of my charachter but I became boisterous and revealed my crimes I was caught 🙁. And Daniel Plainview jumped up and said I tried to frame Krakken and stole 50k and then I wrote an article and everybody knew I GOT CAUGHT 🙁. And then Padraig Pearse teary eyed jumped up and said I GOT CAUGHT 🙁 I told Mufc that the victims of Vukovar was pigs. And Marcus Suridius leopard crawled to the front and said I stole Ireland bankrupt and I was caught but dont tell anyone And through the night the whole group confessed how they got caught 🙁 and cried long tears about being caught"


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