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Day 2,660, 10:04 • Published in Cuba Spain • by Zhestkin

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[ESPAÑOLO]

Holis.

Hitler dijo en una ocasión, que todas son putes y putes todas son. Y no le faltaba razón…
Y ustedes que quieren ¿Un país de putes, un país de puelcos, o un país ordenado y serio por la gloria de la santísima Virgen María y nuestro señor Jesucristo?

Espero a vuestra respuesta…

NO ME IMPORTA VUESTRA MIERDA DE RESPUESTA...Vota a Sir Cocodrile coño ya.



Nuestra hermosa isla se está llenando de gentuza y masones lulzers ¿Quien puede salvar el orden y la justicia? Sir Cocodrile.
Él es nuestro paladín del buen hacer y la mo...seriedad.

¿Imaginais nuestra nación gobernada por esos haraganes? entretenimiento, diversión, … horrible.



Equipo

Presidencia: Sir Cocodrile.

Defensa: Un nolifer aun por decidir.

Economía: Alguien que robó en una org de las FFAA en 2012. ¡Es una sorpresa!.

Comunicación: Zhestkin.

Asuntos Exteriores: Un buen cristiano aun por decidir.

Asuntos Sociales: Alguien que robó en el IAN el año pasado. ¡Es una sorpresa!.




[ENGLOSH]

Hi

Gregorio Esteban Sánchez Fernández (born 24 October 1932 in Loja, Granada), known as Chiquito de la Calzada, is a Spanish flamenco singer and actor, although he is more famous as a stand-up comedian.

Chiquito de la Calzada became very popular in Spanish TV shows (especially Genio y figura)
during the mid-nineties due to his unique style, strongly based on a surreal approach to jokes and language and constant movement while telling his jokes, putting his hands in his waist as if he was in pain.

Some of his characteristic words and expressions such as fistro or jarl as well as his humorous comparisons such as "this is more dangerous than a shooting in an elevator" quickly became memes and are now part of Spanish slang. His moves and jargon were so influential to other Spanish comedians, that some TV characters such as Crispín Klander, Lucas Grijander and Nuñito de la Calzada were entirely built around his own repertoire. There is a mod for the video game Doom featuring his voice