Poll results - who is most likely to be the next PM?

Day 1,141, 08:57 • Published in United Kingdom North Macedonia • by Uzsienio reikalu ministerija
Hello dear friends from Britain!

It’s the Lithuanian embassy writing.

As I’ve promised, I’m presenting you the results of a poll which I asked you to take part in in this article right here.

The results won’t be 100 % accurate because after the poll was opened, KaisKais from the People’s Communist Party have proposed his candidacy (at least in Lithuania communists always ruin everything 😁. OK, here we go:

michael32 said his chances in the elections were good, but the voters do not think so. As a result, michael32 has collected 0 % of the votes.

GGRyan said that his chances were not good at all. He was right - only 4,8 % of people who have filled out the form wants to see him in the Downing street.

Even though the newspaper of Sir Humphrey Appleby is called “The Civil Service”, it looks like SHA is not going to become the top civil servant this month. Only 28,6 % wants him to be the prime minister.

It seems that the man who’s most likely going to become the prime minister and feel the softness of the prime minister’s seat in the 10 Downing Street is Frerk. He has gathered 66,7 % of the votes in this poll.


SHA chasing Frerk

Thanks for reading! I hope you enjoyed it.

Sincerely,
Lithuanian ambassador in UK,
Ignas Grinevičius

P.S. No offence to KaisKais, that was just a joke.