Operation Blitzkrieg

Day 1,541, 18:41 Published in USA USA by GloveisLove

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I am taking a study break, as so, I am here to bless you all with my brilliant ideas. You see, I notice we don't have enough, America. Sure we have our states, we may have some worthless pig-disgusting land, but we deserve much more, America, you deserve much more.



I challenge President Oblige to understand, our struggle. As so I have drawn out this tactical map outlining the steps needed in order to show our superiority to the rest of the world.



America is the best. We, Children of Dio, the land of the free, watchers of Colbert and Jon Stewart, and the makers of the Internetz, we have a duty to shove our superiority to each and every one of those third worldians. AND WHAT NATION BETTER TO MAKE AN EXAMPLE OF THAN LOLAND>

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Just a thought.