Oos Wes Tuis Bes

Day 2,582, 05:22 • Published in South Africa South Africa • by Saffa Manne

"Saffa's back!"

I've just returned from my trip to eNZ (university) and manne am I glad to be back! I missed eSA, along with it's high taxes, Lazo spew and fragile local community.

"What did you learn Saffa!"

Well, I learned some really important stuff:

eNZ is kind of in the same situation as us. They're being controlled by a Serbia MU (Srpski Korpus). But the difference is that this MU has, after much negotiating, agreed to work WITH the local community to make eNZ the best it can be.

The local community there is also dying and, can you believe it, more inactive than we are! There are still old NZArmy soldiers around but they don't have much to fight for, just like us, and are therefore leaving the game.

"So what now Saffa? What you gonna do here back home, eh?"

Well, the reason I'm back is because I've been given the responsibility privilege honour of being appointed the Induna Mlungu Commander of the eSAAF...

"Say whaaaat!?"

Yes my china, I'm the boss now, because it's time for a change. Nvermind the taxes, we're going to have some fun.

"How we gonna have fun Saffa? Dis plek is kak dood!"

You've forgotten where we come from... you forget who we are...



We gonna learn how to MOER!

Saffa Manne