On Day 2318

Day 2,318, 07:56 Published in Ireland Ireland by Releasethe Krakken

Day 2318 started out as any normal day in the streets of Los Angeles it was quite warm and the people was enjoying the moderate temperatures.

But at 9;50 am Struis Vogel aka birdpoop was activated. This is the story of the few survivors.

INSIDE a dillipated house: Francisco de Nero and his wife Maria is drinking a bottle of cheap vodka.

Francisco: Ey Maria when will we go on vacation again I want to hit the streets of Flo-ida.

Maria : I dont know my husband my claim for falling in the grocery shop has not paid out.

POOOPP PLOP

Francisco: fOR VARK STEAKS RUN MARIA RUN ITS A GIANT BIRDPOOP

Maria: Eee ee ay columbo moy a mego

Francisco and Maria managed to get to their neighbours bomb shelter just in time and was one of the few survivors of DAY 2318

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all was not as lucky Pedro Columbo was playing with his toy truck in the street between the crack syringes when he saw a big blob of white and black roll into his neighbourhood " Ah shit was all he could manage before he was swallowed by the birdpoop"