NYX I AM YOUR FATHER!

Day 2,472, 01:38 Published in Ireland Ireland by Releasethe Krakken


Thus is your real mother not the woman you have hated for your entire life for : "Ruining my life sob sob"



We met in a galaxy far far away. And it was love at first sight.



Well after the initial hiccup anyway



[DUE TO EREPUBLIK LAWS I CANNOT SAY HOW YOU WERE CONCEIVED]

A stork delivered you. Or in the African version you were a little babboon we caught you washed you in a hot bath and all your hair fell out.

but after a while papa could not stay papa had to go to fight another battle 🙁 for his master.

We suppressed your memories:



But apparently after finding you on Spacebook



We found that we could not get rid off the little princess inside of you. You also were apparently running around creating followers and trying to rule the world.

And now papa is running against you in a race for the CP of that nation eIreland.

Papa wants you to succeed but if you succeed it means papa fails 🙁







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