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Day 1,981, 06:21 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by WookieO
A New Hope Idiot

As my first foray into the world of eUK journalism I thought I'd begin with my thoughts and feelings on bagels, tinned tuna, marmite and of course my views on what's been going on in this country of late.

The Triumverate of Evil



I do, basically.

Bagels - Firstly what's the point of them? I love all bread based products, but the bagel sits uneasily in that group for me. Secondly they smell funny and thirdly I'm sure one of them once said something derogatory about my mother. All in all they should be banned from the world.



Tinned tuna - Now I love a perfectly cooked tuna steak, or some wafer thin tuna sashimi...but dear hairy Lord on high...what the Hell were people thinking when they stuffed tuna into tins??? Madness.

Oh, and apparently a lot of tuna is fished irresponsibly, save the dolphins, blah, blah, blah...



Marmite - You either love it or hate it apparently. Well those who "love it" are clearly deranged sociopaths. There's no other explanation for the complete lack of regard for the rest of us from those dirty, lowlife marmite eaters. Scum...the lot of 'em.



What Bruce Campbell a poor soul looked like after eating some marmite.

So....on to the state of the eUK.

Well....I was born and everything was hunky dory.

Then all Hell broke loose and eArgentina and eIreland took us to the cleaners.

I had some RL issues to sort out, I return and everything's gettingback to normal again, in no small part thanks to ePoland. Thanks guys!



Oh, last thing for this article:



I've just joined the Independent Alliance and my, oh my, they are a strange bunch of weirdos, deviants and general nutjobs!



So...you should join the IA too, because if you've read this far you must be one of us too...oh yeah, you know it.