My take on Irish-Indian relations

Day 1,609, 17:08 • Published in Ireland Ireland • by Patrick O'leary

It is with great sadness in my heart that I address you today Ireland.

It has come to my attention that a great and respected eIrishman; Yddub Emwolb ; has been kidnapped by India. As IBhoy stated in his article, Yddub has either willingly or unwillingly gone over to the Indians.

I am here to tell you that our friend, ally, and brother has indeed been kidnapped by Apaches. How do I know this? I saw Yddub being taken by no less than 73 Indians. As the pile around the warrior eIrishmen grew, I realized I was not strong enough to aid him, but I could spread his story. To add credibility to my story I signaled to Yddub a question: Can I take care of your horse? He meekly replied 'Yes'.



With his horse in my care, I am here to tell you all what we now must do. We must declare war on those Indians that have taken our Yddub.

Join me, eIrishmen and women, and right this wrong.
Join me, eIrishmen and women, and fight the Indians
Join me, eIrishmen and women, and RESCUE YDDUB EMWOLB

Patrick O'Leary
Caretaker of Yddub's Horse