Mortal Kombat Round Two

Day 2,416, 19:42 Published in Netherlands Netherlands by Het Catshuis

Intro
Welcome Citizens of the Netherlands and outside viewers to Round Two of the Cody Caine I Cabinet Mortal Kombat Tournament! Order your snacks, take your seats and let the blood bath continue!



Round Two Begins with a match of MoHA Odan once against sporting his bat vs the drunken adviser Legendardisch. Not long after the two men arrive in the ring, do they begin to fight baseball bat against jagged beer bottle, Legendardisch started of strong with the sharp edges of the smashed bottle but eventually Odan landed a hit on the bottle that smashed it to pieces leaving Legendardisch weaponless. From here Odan began his savage bat attack that would leave Legendardisch dead on the battle ring floor, with Odan standing over him screaming "THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!"



Match 2 of Round 2 features Athena the Great vs lancer450, the battle begins with Athena attempting to use her spear staff again much the way she defeated her last opponent, however the squirrel lancer dodges by running around in a psychotic fashion. With the failure of her first strategy, Athena decides to try using her Shield to squish the annoying squirrel, however after he first shield smash attempt the Squirrel jumped on her back climbing up the front of her armor, before beginning to claw into her neck, before biting her jugular, before she could grab and throw him away. As Athena began to bleed out, she did however land a forceful blow to the squirrel before collapsing dead in the ring, with lancer also on the ground, but still alive so thus the winner of the match.



Match 3 of Round 2 features Tonie Perry vs the Pancake man Arcy, the match it self started off with a food fight of ice cream vs pancakes as both fighters flung food back and forth, after which they flung themselves at each other and began to wrestle in the mess of food, eventually Tonie would begin to strangle Arcy and seemed likely to win until Arcy pulled out his frying pan and smashed Tonie in the head, before using an ancient pancake spell to summon a giant frying pan, in which he trapped Tonie and cooked him into a giant Pancake, which he then sold to China for 5 bucks.



Match 4 and the final fight of round 2, Pitted the cuddly star trek bear Tim Veltkamp against Aries Prime the Sheep Wolf. The match would start off with a furry of bear punches and wolf bites, as both cabinet contestants unleashed there wild sides upon the other, this went on for a solid 15 minutes before they resorted to Ministry weapons, Trout vs Bag of Money in which both Ministers took turns smacking the other with their ministry weapon of choice and or duty. Finally in a move that some might find dirty, Tim suddenly threw his trout into Aries Prime's mouth, before jumping on the sheep wolf and giving him a hug around the neck that eventually the crafty Aries would succumb too.

Tune in next time for the Semi Finals;
Match 1: Odan vs. lancer450
Match 2: Arcanic Mindje vs. Tim Veltkamp

Until then Regards, your President still the man with the throne and tiger