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"Try to be a rainbow in someone's cloud."

-- Maya Angelou


Jokes

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Recently a friend was browsing through the 40th Anniversary Issue of Reader's Digest (dated Feb. 1962), and came across a reprint from the Washington News with an interesting quote. Considering some of our current debates, it only proves that nothing is really new, only a difference in when it happens.

The Quote: "Vice President Lyndon Johnson received the following message from an Indian (Native American) Chief residing on a
reservation: "Be very careful with your immigration laws. We were careless with ours."

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"I have good news and bad news," the defense attorney told his client.

"First the bad news. The blood test came back, and your DNA is an exact match with that found at the crime scene."

"Oh, no!" cried the client. "What's the good news?"

"Your cholesterol is just fine!"

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Little Johnny and his friend were always boasting of their parents'
achievements to each other.

Frien😛 'Have you ever heard of the Suez Canal?'

Little Johnny: 'Yes, I have'

Frien😛 'Well, my father dug it.'

Little Johnny: 'That's nothing, have you ever heard of the Dead Sea?'

Frien😛 'Yes, I have.'

Little Johnny: 'Well, my father killed it.

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"Daddy, what does 'Formatting Non-removable Disk' mean?"