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How this competition will work is as follows:

I will select a random article from a random member of Ireland eAlive or eDeath. If you can tell me who the author is/was I will donate 10 gold coins to you.

Competition will run for 10 days.

Here is first article by author unknown:

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I* T* about eire aoinair

I hoped I will not have to do this…but situation has gone out of control.

From the outside EA party is a normal party with a mission to unite irishmen from all sides and of all views and ideals…but….there is a shocking secret beneath the surfice….at least it was beneath…..until now….

After I became PP of EA…



…(by using bullying and bribing and giving them all a ……) Ian E Coleman told me we must convince, persuade and assure people to became members of Eire Aonair.




What I didn’t know was how strongly he desired that...just like i didn't know the secret of Ian…
Some people call it a curse…..or a Gift!

As you know Ian E. Coleman founded EA and he has been loyal EA to this days.
His passion and love he has for EA is on fanatic level…
He spend most of his time thinking about EA…dreaming about EA…



The critical event, when it all started was many moths ago while he was playing Angry Birds on his mobile Sagem mw932…
Even while he was playing he was obsessively thinking about symbol of EA…The Crow!



Just as Ian started playing level 3 of Angry Birds Rio a massive ammount of electricity bursted from mobile phone almost killing Ian…but it didn’t….

Instead it triggered The Gift giving Ian the power of shape shifting…INTO A CROW!

Every Time he talks about EA or EA issues…every time he thinks about EA he turns into CROW!

Since that day any true member whose devotion to EA has been proved was giving that Gift!

Problem is…it has gone out of control..

In this video you can see Ian and D-Glennon trying to persuade people to join EA:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlkp55gTwI8

Its….just…too much….
And it was not the only time! Ian desire more members in EA and will not stop at anything!

Look! This “recruitment” is happening all over the country!






I, as PP of EA, am responsible to warn public about this "recruitment" methods..

We tried to put this under control but Ian spend less and less time in human form and its impossible to stop him….his love for EA is so great he can’t be stopped.

Me trying to reason with Ian



But Ian is not the only one…..

I already mention D-Glennon who also have this curse since he is also a worthy and true member of Eire Aonair.
Also many of you noticed D-Glennon is not active much…if not at all….
When we realised D-Glennon is missing we organised a search for him.

We never found D-Glennon.
All he left behind was this:



If anyone sees him please let us know!

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So I appeal to humans of ireland…JOIN EIRE AONAIR….we welcome everyone and anyone.
Eire Aonair only cares about Ireland and not ideology….a place were all have a saying..were all will be heard…..
Even trolls and bigots are welcome….even they will not be ignored!


And if you don’t…well….

Ian will take care..

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p.s. I admit i was a jelly at first for not having this powers but...

Yesterday i gain the same power!



That proves me being a true and worthy member of EA!


JOIN EIRE AONAIR AND GAIN THE POWER OF THE CROW!
DO NOT AND WILL BE "PERSUADE" TO JOIN OUR PARTY!


EIRE AONAIR!

--THE END--- ADDED BY ME

Here is another article by him:

Contemplation

Our Romper, Who art in eCroatia,
Hallowed be Thy Tanks.
Thy Dmg come.
Thy be done, in eIreland as it is in eCroatia. Give us this day our daily win.
And forgive us our trespasses,
as we fight eUK who trespass against us.
And lead us not into defeat,
but deliver us some freaking victory. Amen.

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