Let's put things right again

Day 1,359, 20:43 Published in Ireland Ireland by Sean Power

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Never heard of it? Well it’s only recently been dragged, through no fault of it’s own, into a controversy of the highest order involving the Taoiseach / President and Tánaiste / Vice President and some mysterious stranger noone has ever really heard of before.
They really really really …. did I mention REALLY?... wanted to become members of EA.



They dreamt of soaking up the craic and sheer Bi-winning awesomeness that is EA.. Just one drop of the deliciously exotic blend of fruit juice that is EA would probably have satisfied their thirst for a principled and egalitarian party.





So, for just one fleeting moment on the 15th of August they wished to join with their fellow politicians, soldiers, entrepreneurs, strategists, thoughtful trolls & regular citizens that combine to form the EA. party.

Some may say EA has multi-personality disorder, it’s got so many contrasting voices discussing issues from varying perspectives. But that’s how we like it (nah.... that’s how I like it, I won’t pretend to speak on behalf of anyone else in EA. That’s not generally our style! 😉 ) Anyhow...




Unfortunately, they rapidly grew greedy at the mere anticipation of such a sublime state of being. Realising that one sip of EA tigerblood (available in your local EA constituency office) would not suffice, they hatched a plan, in their sup3r sekret hideout, to ensure that they got their hands on the precious for a whole month.... or ya know... till they got bored and handed it over to the EA member with highest XP.


It’s a real pity this is a satirical article (or attempts to be). I would have felt proud to have learned from and engaged in discussion with the likes of Irishbhoy. Perhaps a short glimpse behind the PP bravado would have been possible as a fellow EA member. And surely that other guy, whoever he is, would have had something to say... although maybe it’s best he stay anonymous and under the radar, what with his quiet and meek personality and all.

We were told our President had changed... that eIreland would now be his priority rather than his time-consuming lulz fetish.

Guess they were WRONG.
Guess we were WRONG.
Guess we forgot how GOOD we had it.
Guess we gotta put things RIGHT!
... while there's still time left.



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