Leaks from Congress #2
Rob the Bruce
So I'm tired as hell right now, it's too hot 'cause my central heating's dumb, I feel like I hate everything, perfect time to do that congress leaks article I promised Fataliix I reckon.
Not even logged into the speaker org cuz effort.
It's been so long since the last one of these I don't even know where to start... um... balls to it I'll just give you the highlights, which will be... around when mongress started getting bored and running out of ideas from 69 terms ago to try and put through again, and then I'll jump around in a semi-random order, I cannot be arsed with order right now...
Starting with the best bit, The Great Debate About the Necessity of Debating Debates or some such like...
Obviously not.
Mongress wat r u doin?
Mongress plz
Er... what's goin' on here?
Ah that clears it up.
Ok... I think this debacle's over...
Christ.
May as bloody well, looking at the standards...
Meanwhile in the other PM group...
Probably best see what they think about getting cancelled...
Fataliix was obviously terribly offended.
AND NOW A SHORT BREAK FOR THE FOOTBALL RESULTS
Now I don't follow football much, but Partizan doesn't exist, I'm 90% sure.
What else happened... erm... Alex agreed with 2 completely different opinions at the same time...
I was called a xenophobe...
So was some other bloke...
Erm... what else do I have...
Aye that's about it. Too tired to do more.
-Rob the Bruce
Comments
damn, I made it into a screenshot 🙂
I feel Congress comes across very well in this article. Excellent work Mr Speaker.
Always serving the UK nation! Keep on rocking congress!
Keep it serious.
Liking how well I'm represented here.
I like these articles very much.
In this light makes me look all super sexy and whatnot 😛
Congress; helping the nation, no matter the cost!
Needs more personal attacks and drama. :I
Goku left at the beginning. 🙁
Pffft. That was low quality drama. You can do better than that.
Outstanding article.Keep going on with this serious stuff.Voted,subed.
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Oh I still need 25 comments for thingy, guys. plz halp
Anyone else fancy playing up in Congress just so that we make it into Rob's leaks 🙂
Congressional transparency, always good to see \o/
Notice how all the DC'ers just want to kill everyone in congress, bury them and disband it for good.
Elitists jerks... oh, wait.
Rob the Bruce 34 Rob the Bruce Day 2,496, 09:16
Oh I still need 25 comments for thingy, guys. plz halp
Perhaps you would get more comments if you had an eyepatch...
can i into congress`?