Kentucky and the USWP - RECOGNIZE to the MAX

Day 1,556, 23:50 • Published in USA USA • by Neo Iasov

So I don't know who you are, you 23 24 subscribers I have. I hope you don't find this article. I would hate to be disappointed. I felt, however, that it was important to have some kind of campaign article even if I have ten minutes left to write and publish it before presentations are locked in. As such, don't expect any pictures. Or hell, don't expect content.

Here are the things I have to say:

1. I'm running in the marvelous state of Kentucky under the mighty United States Workers Party. IRL, Rand Paul is the Junior Senator for that state. If you like Rand Paul, vote for me. If you don't like Rand Paul, then vote for me because I'm running against him. Yeah, that's it...



2. I wish to get back into Congress because I've taken a more active approach to eRepublik. And I wrote this article because I didn't want to get there like this:



3. In Congress I intend to work for the IES and streamline the process so that I can more quickly reject the citizenship applications to more of the eUSA's enemies.

4. I also mean to investigate the current tax structure because, let's face it, it can never be right. Besides, this game is no fun unless there is some controversy. As cute a girl as Evry is, I am not afraid to smack her around.


Evry didn't want me to share her photo, but I insisted.

5. I'm something about IRC or bouncers or bots. Figure it out.

7. Vote for me and I will put a llama in every state and a giraffe on every street corner.


6. If I am voted into Congress, I'll swap the positions of 6 & 7 in the numeralphabet.


It's Leap Year. We'll all get an extra day of Congress in an otherwise shorter Congressional term. Who wouldn't look forward to that?

Join #USA-chat and #Foundation on IRC. I can be found there (and in about 50 other channels, but those two are special).

Vote for me in Kentucky! I will not pay for your vote like some people, but I will send you money for the move if you PM me about it.