Just how deluded is America?

Day 927, 09:57 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Sir Humphrey Appleby

Memorandum from the British eCivil Service

Once again, we pray witness to the glorious delusions of our American friends across the pond; their immeasurable sea of trolls bravely stepping forth into our media – relaying the same old story that we’re backstabbing traitors and that the Americans over in the ‘Broalliance’ have done us a world of good. Naturally, the innate alliance that was so desperately desired by the late Billy Bright and his eBNP mob, sponsored by the selfless individuals over in Yankland, collapsed after an excellent series of events led to Comrade Johnobrow Dadds taking over the ironically named ‘British Patriots’.

Thus with their foothold in the eUnited Kingdom gone, the Americans can no longer org-vote idiotic articles proclaimed by thugs, moaning about our detestable association with Phoenix and that, because we speak a similar language to the colonists abroad, we should throw our lot in with them instead. Such dangerously dim-witted logic is, of course, worthy of our friends in the newly managed Mac Panther Party (a play on the Black Panthers group based in Yankland).


Logo of the new Mac Panther Party

As a direct result of the civilised peoples of Britain rejecting and taking over a vile and racist organisation; the Americans have gone back to their traditional ritual of awful trolling; a standard of which even Maddog wouldn’t find too difficult to best. Going back several months to the disastrous Fortis treaty, where the block voting by the USA and the mocking of giving us another vote for “good behaviour” – the Americans find refuge in the fact that we upped sticks and joined an organisation we could consider ourselves equal. To them, not listening to their desperate and arrogant ramblings is the deepest of betrayals. Leaving was Britain’s salvation.

The melodrama that we are subject to because of this act of common sense cannot be underestimated. They decided they wanted to invade and did so; a poorly co-ordinated campaign on sovereign British soil that inevitably led to the creation of one of the most robust Fortress regions in the world. Citadel London, armed and guarded by the then Navy and SAS, as well as almost all of our active citizenry; couldn’t fall despite a colossus of military expenditure by the EDEN nations. Our strength and solidarity was their despair, and they can never forgive us for such an act of ironic independence.

So when we ask ourselves just how deluded are our friends in America? I think we can can come to the conclusion: Very.


Defence of London

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