IV: Winter Wonderland

Day 1,027, 14:25 Published in USA USA by Little Old Halfling

So this cool guy told me that our precious Western Alaska was in danger of being taken over by Russians! Apparently, not enough people are chilling in FER for our Western Alaskan friends to feel safe.

I thought I would point out at least 6 reasons why you should consider moving to our fair frozen lands. And don't worry, if you don't have a ticket, just ask.

And now, my friends, without further ado, I am pleased to give you my six reasons.

Reason 1:


Reason 2:


Reason 3:


Reason 4:


Reason 5:


And my personal favorite, Reason 6:


Whatever reason you like best, make sure to move on it.