IV: Winter Wonderland
Little Old Halfling
So this cool guy told me that our precious Western Alaska was in danger of being taken over by Russians! Apparently, not enough people are chilling in FER for our Western Alaskan friends to feel safe.
I thought I would point out at least 6 reasons why you should consider moving to our fair frozen lands. And don't worry, if you don't have a ticket, just ask.
And now, my friends, without further ado, I am pleased to give you my six reasons.
Reason 1:
Reason 2:
Reason 3:
Reason 4:
Reason 5:
And my personal favorite, Reason 6:
Whatever reason you like best, make sure to move on it.
Comments
Walking in a winter wonderland.
youve made your point.... ill get all my party members tickets.... the power.... of cold nipples....
I moved at reason 1
^this
Voted hard
i'm already there. only six reasons were given due to laziness. There are way more than 6 reasons. just do it already
i like reason #5
also subbed
hard voted.
actually that's 13 reasons, voted.
You had me at Reason 1
GOD I WANT TO LIVE IN RUSSIA RIGHT NOW SO HARD.
I think I'm going to like reason 1 later.. when I have time.
^dirty ape is dirty^
i like reasons 2 and 3 😃