Hello America I bring you great news today because I am announcing that I am running for President once again. I know the announcement is a little late but who cares I do whatever I want and I wanted to at least let the other candidates think they have a chance. So lets get down to business and talk about the things I will change and Improve on.
I plan on making many changes when I become president. I will first start by demanding an increase in taxes so I can have the country’s money donated to me cause I need to be rich. War will be waged on many countries including allies that we have now so I can declare myself emperor of the world and take over all nations. There also will be death to Canada and I will make Admin perma ban all Canadian citizens.
Now what will I improve you ask. FIrst of all my life will be better cause I shall become richer that sounds like a great improvement. You shall all receive more Greeling with me being CP. Canada will be gone. Everything else will not be improved of and probably will become a huge mess that I will blame on the next president and also on potato.
You ask who will be helping you run this mediocre nation that you will all turn into a great one. Well America its time you meet the greatest cabinet ever thought of.
Vice President: Synesi
I will be forcing him out of 2-clicker mode and get him back into this game. We need to get more of his awesomeness.
Chief of Staff: Cody Caine
I’m gonna bring him back from the evil UK and get him working over here. Plus he has an amazing butt which I want to stare at all day.
Secretary of Defence: batata134
He bought us to war with Canada which was the most patriotic thing ever and its why he is the obvious choice.
Secretary of State: o Gravy
If you knew the things I know he has done you would understand why he is the obvious choice for this.
So now America you can see I am the obvious choice for President and I thank you all for electing me already.
Your Future President
Death to Canada
I also would like to thank Chucky Norris and Mister Y for nominating me in the AMP primary.
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