I´m a congress member!!!!!

Day 3,111, 06:58 Published in Norway Finland by Elquee

This is nice: I was elected into the norwegian congress.

I do not know what I will have to do there, but I do have some ideas for new lasw already:


1. Everyone should get a tank as a gift (very important, since after all these years I still don´t have one)

2. The mooses. Noone thinks about the elgs (norwegian word for mooses) anymore. This has to change.

3. The word "please" has to become a mandatory component of the battle orders (as in: Would you please go and attack the evil forces of country 😵

4. No wars before everyone finished waking up and drinking coffee.

5. Everyone has to be very nice to congress member. Very, very nice.

More to follow. Have a nice day, wherever you are.