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Day 1,178, 08:55 Published in Ireland Ireland by Sean Power

I’m bigger than this guy I swear....

Removing the wiki and forum from the community section (previously Info) was a stroke of genius. For too long citizens have been going to the wiki in search of help and information only to learn of the great library fire initiated by “mysterious forces” which tore through long ago reeking devastation lasting into this generation.


A re-enactment on a smaller scale




An army of dedicated erepwiki-ers grafted additional fingers to rectify things as rapidly as humanly possible. (genetically-engineered-and-augmented-12fingered humans that is.) Fighting to keep up with "mysterious forces" which keep "improving" things in the New World, they battle day to day. It must be torturous never knowing if there will be another ambush by the “mysterious forces”.



Perhaps taking their cue from Wikipedias logo?

The "mysterious forces" which walk amongst us weaved a puzzle around the wiki world, reducing the font and sealing their lips as to where the path to enlightenment may lie.... even to their own forum. Seeing as it’s the only place to get informed of the latest updates... oh wait, the update that I’m writing about wasn’t announced there! Silly me for expecting any notice after the event... (I’ve long given up on advanced notice!)



So here you are... ^a little hint and help above ^ for you to overcome the hazards and riddles that “mysterious forces” have lain in your path to block you from better understanding and knowledge of the New World.


You’ve been punched in the face with a rant by Sean Power
….................................................................... you may now leave


P.S : You need to access your newspaper through your profile page now

*Edit* Just noticed that people who don't play erepublik can easily make their way to the forum or wiki!

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