Hey Molly
Rylde
Now that you looked Molly you have to post a pic.
Unless of course your a fatty.
Since you have a budget of zero for war I suggest you attack Ireland or bug that big fat juicy Dill pickle for war money to attack another target.
Tape yourself eating a big Dill pickle and let some Dill juice run down your chin and I bet he ponies up.
First off I'd like to thank all the congress members of Rylde's Whorehouse for making us the most active party in the country this past term. This doesn't mean its all skittles and rainbows though.
Being the most active party among the rotting corpses of Canada's top 5 political parties doesn't give its members free passes. I'm going to hold us to a higher standard of activity so we can carry the day and all the coming days after that.
It gives us the ability to get what we want done in govt in a timely fashion as well as blocking our political rivals when needed. Like when we called for the axing of the old comptroller and all backed a guy we could trust as a party.
I'll be loosely grading all 9 Whorehouse congressmen from this past term with a stronger emphasis on forum voting rather than forum debate in a 75-25 split. My logic behind this is because of the multitude of topics, some of which aren't very relevant.
To much time would have to be put into this to identify the quality of the comments as well. There were 11 forum votes and about 11 relevant discussions this past term.
These grades will reflect on where there run in the coming congressionals if they choose to run again at all. Those with strong grades will occupy the top spots.
So in the order they were elected
Report Cards
Crisfire
Crisfire had a active term as a congressmen so it wasn't a bad placement making him #1 overall on the card. He scored a perfect 11 0f 11 for congressional forum votes. He also took part in 6 of 11 relevant discussions. All in all a great term from a long time congressmen. Missing a few debates cost him some points.
Grade 89%
Muglack
Muglack had an excellent term as Speaker of the house while also taking part in pretty much all debates. He scored a 9 of 11 for forum votes. He missed 2 votes due to being away camping and delegated his duties to Chochi so we'll forgive a point as being speaker is extra work in itself. He also took part in 11 of 11 relevant discussions. Would of had a perfect term except for camping
Grade 93%
Xichael
Another long time above average active congressmen Xichael didn't miss a vote making 11 of 11. He also went 9 for 11 on relevant congressional issues. He's always reliable to finish strong when he chooses to run.
Grade 95%
Mann551
TBH honest I knew very little of this guy before he joined the party besides he was a long time member of the Imperials who aren't always known for there activity levels. I figured I'd make a gamble at #4 and run him. It payed of well as he went 11 of 11 on the forum votes and 8 for 11 in discussions. I'm very happy to have picked up one of the actives in the country. Even if he is a little to nice for his own good but I only think that because I'm an asshat.
Grade 93%
TimmKruz
Here was another gamble for a newer congressman for the country. this time it didn't turn out so well. He went an abysmal 4 of 11 for forum voting and 1 for 11 in discussions. To his credit he turned up the activity near the end of his term after I gave him a whipping. Still probably not enough to be run this high on the card next term as it was a gimme seat to see what he would do with it.
Grade %30
Rylde
I placed myself 6th pretty sure I'd be elected but not so high to take away guaranteed seats. I finished 11 of 11 in voting and took part in 10 of 11 discussions.
Its fitting that he who runs the party should be the top dog. Leading by example. This is also a perfect example of why its hard to grade a congressmen based on activity as Xichael and Muglack made way more posts into debate than I did.
Grade 97%
Darth Zigus
Darth is a rare breed these days being new blood in our community. I've helped him along the way a bit and let him run in #7 after he asked if he could give it a shot. I didn't have so much faith to give him a gimme seat but he made it anyways. He finished a fantastic 11 of 11 for a player only 2 months old in voting. When it came to discussions only 1 of 11 in relevant topics. Being so young, can't blame a guy for not speaking up and just learning the ropes. excellent showing for a first timer
Grade %77
Gobba
Gobba has been floating around in a few parties over the years. MDP CPF and has finally settled down with the whorehouse. He's a reliable steady voter but a very quiet congressmen. He finished his term 10 of 11 in voting and 0 for 11 in discussions. Like I said very quiet but atleast he shows up to vote.
Grade 68%
Insaneskillz
Insane was elected as our final congressmen at 9th out of 10 who ran. Not a very good showing for the 14 time congressmen who better slip some gold into my pocket for another running or atleast a promise of increased congress activity next time. He went 4 of 11 in voting and 1 for 11 in discussions. Insane Benchwarmer lol.
Grade 30%
Overview
Obviously my grading system isn't perfect and its open to error but it shows a pretty decent record to who's attempting to do there job and who isn't. I'm sure I could go into more detail to better reflect the real debaters of the team.
Overall I think the party fielded a strong team of congressmen for its first month as a party in the top 5. We had 6 above average, I average and 2 below average members. There room for improvement and to be fair 2 of the 3 less actives did run at the bottom of the list and will look at more of the same in the future unless they talk to be first.
Its already looking like a great line up for next month with a increased list of 12. So I'm hoping we get the votes and support to keep placing eCanada's most active congressmen in Govt.
Comments
you are one sub away from your media mogul
can't even count on you to vote my articles. I know who's gonna be bottom B*tch next congressionals.
Guess who gets to be Rylde's 1000th subscriber! GG Rylde. Grats
Oh Rylde, you love being the Batista to everyone else's Cena, don't you?
Drunk or delirious from lack of sleep due to newbown.
Place your bets.
From personal experience, I vote newborn. It's amazing how much sleep the human body can actually go without.
It can be both things.
Ding Ding Ding!
What do I have to pay for that now?
Rylde and free
i chuckled 3 times
I'm not really sure what I endorsed here, but I like clicking buttons.
God you really are a dickhead aren't you.
I think the expression you are looking for is misogynistic dickhead
Its the most hard in the morning. Its almost like I wake up with it.
Mate send me your address and I send you a life time supply of condoms. People like you are really to stupid to be breeding.
Unsub and reported.
hand job on the way out or your not allowed
For what you twit? It's a picture of chickens and a person eating a pickle. If your dirty mind went somewhere else, you got issues. Now, go back to fuskator before your mom gets home.
"unless your a fatty".....LMFAO...Super rude, but funny.
Laughs but doesn't endorse. True CPF member
suck it Rylde !
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learn to control yourself for once
Then I wouldn't be me