Hellloooooo again eCanada!

Day 3,752, 22:37 • Published in Canada France • by Dopes

It's been over 1000 days since last we met.
When the heck did they add jets?
Seems pointless like rocks as pets.
Do I like them? Nyet nyet nyet.

Romanians chillin' in New Brunswick.
They I'd like to beat with sticks.
As a manager I cannot work.
Stupid Romania's full of jerks.

So how the heck have you all been?
I hope you've not drank too much gin.
I'm not too good at all these rhymes
Perhaps I will improve with time.

P.S. Seriously though can someone explain the point of the air battles? I found the update post and still don't get it.

Editor's note: Please dear readers don't you fear. If he rhymes again I'll take his beer... Great now he's got me doing it.