GREELINGADA IS COMPLETE

Day 2,316, 17:42 • Published in USA USA • by greeling

Hello America and Greelingada,

We did it, I did it America I finally conquered that horrible nation called Canada. Of course the people have gladly welcomed me into the nation though they all disgust me. So now the country belongs to me and I have been declared Dictator and I have some new rules to make that all Greelingadians must follow at all times. Don’t worry they are pretty simple I know things are hard for you to understand but stupid people are the easiest to rule and thats why you Greelingadians are perfect for me.


Just look at that sexyness

Rule Number 1.

All Greelingadians must obey Greeling at all times, Greeling’s word is law and those who question or disobey shall be shot.

Rule Number 2.

The name of the country shall only be called Greelingada. If any citizen refers to it as Canada or any other name shall be shot. Dmjohnston will be in charge of making sure this rule is followed.

Rule Number 3.

600 feet Statues of Greeling will be constructed in every territory of Greelingada. When within 100 feet of the statue you must salute the statue and look at it for at least 532 seconds before you can move on.


I could look at that all day

Rule Number 4.

All Citizens of Greelingada must give all their gold to Greeling because he needs it more than you and cause you are nothing compared to him.

Rule Number 5.

Hockey, Moose, Maple Syrup and Apologizing have been outlawed in Greelingada cause it will remind Greelingadians of the past and those memories need to be removed, those days are the dark days. All these things will be legal to Americans though.

Rule Number 6.

Canadian Bacon shall remain legal but all of it must always be served marinated in poison. This shall be the only thing to continue to be Canadian since this stuff is just horrible.



Reminder of what the territories shall be called

It is great to finally see Greelingada complete it took me years to finally get this plan to go and I am glad to finally see it happen. Canada is Dead, HAIL GREELINGADA.

VP of America
Dictator of Greelingada
Greeling


NEEDS MORE GREELING!!!