Greelingada is best Greelingada

Day 2,305, 14:05 • Published in USA USA • by greeling

Hello America,

As we all know we have invaded Canada and have been successful so far. The WHPR wrote a very poor article with a very little amount of greeling in it, but it did bring up the news of Greelingada and me becoming dictator for life of it. This has been something I have been trying to achieve for since 2011 and finally my goal has been achieved, not because of Gnilraps, or our armed forces or anyone else that doesn’t matter, this was all accomplished by me and no one else. I put in all the work of this I made all the plans and I put in almost all the damage in every division in every battle.


Even Pfeiffer knows how important I was.

The Canadians Greelingadians have welcomed me with joy for they have learned how ignorant they were to not embrace long ago but they have and will learn the error of their ways, mainly by torture or something. The people will be required to praise me constantly build who statues to my greatness, give me all their money, and give me a moose, I really want to ride a moose but I’ll probably kill it afterwards. People of Canada be ready for me, I’m here to bring you the greeling.


Let the torture fun begin.

One thing everyone must remember to keep track of what is going on is new Greeling Alert Advisory System. You should check everyday to know the level of greeling that is out there everyday. If the greeling level is blue or lower you should start to panic and do what you can to increase the amount of greeling that is there. I though am the only one who can raise it past yellow cause the main way to get greeling out there is from the main source. But I will need help to keep it in yellow so you all must do your part and get the greeling out there.


Please keep informed on this

So lets keep fighting in Canada and make sure to make it Greelingada completely. I will make sure to destroy any happiness they have and replace it with greeling. Cause greeling is all you need in life and they need to learn that. So I am ready for my job as dictator and will do the best mediocre job at it ever.


Dictator time.

Vice President of America
Dictator-for-Life of Greelingada
Greeling
NEEDS MORE GREELING!!!