Go Canada!

Day 2,365, 20:36 • Published in Canada France • by Dopes

So we've been flicking the eUS in their naughty bits this week and it's been going pretty well I'd say. I have no doubts they'll take some of 'em back eventually but I DO doubt that they have the will or obnoxiously stubborn resolve of the Canadian people. We WILL get our country back and it WILL be hilarious.


Artist rendition

In other news this photo was recently found on a NASA server:


Moon Mountie

As you can see one of our brave Moon Mounties photobombed a Yank moon expedition. It's not clear when the picture was taken but I guess they didn't know we had already been there for years. Using our secret maple syrup powered rockets we've been playing hockey up there for almost a century. Take THAT science!

Well that's all I have for you this time. What will I talk about next time? I dunno. Whatever makes me feel funny. You know like climbing the rope in gym class funny.

Oh wait one more thing before you go.

Looking for a political party? One that is not only awesome but has some of the coolest & nicest people? Join the Imperial Wolves today! We have liquor and hookers! OK that last part isn't true (I don't think so anyway...) but we are pretty cool.

Editors note: I don't know who gave him Photoshop. Sorry about that.