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Day 1,708, 04:02 • Published in Montenegro Montenegro • by Emperor of Doclea


A Greek and an Montenegrin were drinking coffee one day started discussing.
Over triple lattes the Greek guy says, "Well, we have the Parthenon".
Arching his eyebrows the Montenegrin replies, "We have the MUDAS." (TRANSLATE THIS)
The Greek retorts "We Greeks gave birth to advanced mathematics." The Montenegrin, nodding in agreement, says, "But we have GUSLE." (TRANSLATE THIS)

And so on and so on until the Greek comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion.
With a flourish of finality he says, "We invented sex!"
The Montenegrin replies, "That is true, but it was the Montenegrins who introduced it to women."
A Greek woman was missing from home for 2 days. When she finally gets home her husband asks her why she was missing and she says:

-"An Montenegrin kidnapped me and raped me for 3 days!"

- "Why 3 days," - asks her husband "you were only missing for 2 days!"

"Well, I just came back to say hello then I'm going back for tonight" - the woman replies.
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