eUK! Prepare for War! Weapons Handout!

Day 2,689, 03:27 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by HebronGazelle


It's time the eUK prepared for war! We are up against the largest threat our country has ever seen, and we are probably going to be wiped. No less than 6 countries are attacking us from all directions. This article will explain the whole situation, and how you can help the eUK in these tough times.


Who's Attacking?

There are six countries attacking; Poland, Serbia, USA, Argentina, Brazil and Ireland. Argentina originally proposed an airstrike on the eUK over tensions in Argentina about the Falklands. There has not been much mention of this in the eUK media but we can expect articles to appear soon.


Argentinian airstrike proposal...

Our CP Huey George then demanded that all of our allies immediately stop their current wars to protect the eUK from this threat. This led to some arguments and several allies falling out with us. Enemies are also taking advantage of the situation. Serbia and Brazil proposed airstrikes too while Poland, USA and Ireland have all declared us as natural enemy. A majority of these are still in the countries Congress but the votes will pass so we can expect these attacks to start within a few hours. I have also managed to get hold of one of the PM's Huey sent to our allies.


Huey's PM


How Can You Help?
Well, this is the eUK's toughest test. I don't expect us to win. One of our options is to airstrike another country far away so that we can escape as quickly as possible. The other option is to just fight. For this reason I am giving away 5 Q7's to every commenter, and 10 Q7's to every eUK commenter. So comment on my article and get your weapons. Remember to fight for the eUK, and inform your military unit of the danger so we can be prepared!

Comment for weapons!